DWARVES in DENVER/SLC August 1 and 2 BLAG solo August 3 SLC- then the WORLD!!!

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FRI 8/1- DENVER, CO. - THE BLUEBIRD THEATRE
SAT 8/2- SALT LAKE CITY,UT.- BAR DELUXE
SUN 8/3- SLC HEAVY METAL SHOP (BLAG solo)

Look for possible shows in Vegas and Phoenix coming soon. But the big story, the Big Magilla if you will, is our fall tour that takes us all across the country from Jacksonville to Chicago, from New York to Detroit, from rags to riches, from Here to Eternity. Keep your eyes peeled for show dates.

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DWARVES in EUROPE, DENVER and even (gasp!) SALT LAKE CITY

Next week the Dwarves crash Croatia, burn Germany, needle the Netherlands and bang up Belgium! Check the site for show dates and cities. Then in August the fun begins back in the USA!

Denver- Bluebird Theater August 1

Salt Lake City- Bar Deluxe August 2

Salt Lake City- Heavy Metal Shop August 3 (early 3PM Blag solo show!)

And do check www.thedwarves.com- tons of new pics and MP3s all free!

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DWARVES in CROATIA, GERMANY, NETHERLANDS and BELGIUM in JULY!!!

DWARVES in CROATIA, GERMANY, NETHERLANDS and BELGIUM in JULY!!!

5-Jul-08 Croatia Zagreb @ Rokaj Festival Main Stage

7-Jul-08 Germany Erlangen @ E Werk

8-Jul-08 Germany Munich @ 59 to 1 Club

9-Jul-08 Germany Frankfurt @ Nachtleben

10-Jul-08 Netherlands Utrecht @ Ekko

11-Jul-08 Netherlands The Hague @ Morlock Gallery

13-Jul-08 Belgium de Kempen/Antwerp @ Sjock Festival Main Stage

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DWARVES ROCK FLORIDA, CONFUSE MILLIONS

We were supposed to play a big show at Studio A in Miami, but due to extreme flight delays and bad weather at the hub, we wound up getting there too late to play. We apologize to all of the fans who bought tickets and to the promoter who was kind enough to put on the show and had to tell a bunch of pimply teens who live for the Dwarves that we wouldn't be there after all.

Fortunately, we know Tim from the Ruins who set us up a last minute show at Churchill's. You all know we don't like to brag, but we were brilliant, and a fabulous time was had by those lucky enough to see us at 2am banging it out on borrowed gear to a select few gakked out drunks. This type of thing used to be called "Rock 'n' Roll" kids!

Anyway, we shall return to Miami (and all over the Dirty South) soon and we promise to continue being the best band that always seems to fuck everything up and still be way better than everybody else. Thanks to Studio A and Dave S., never fear we shall return.

Now it's on to Austria for the Rebellion festival and more mayhem!

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DWARVES LIVE IN MIAMI, FL AND VIENNA AUSTRIA

Check the Dwarves in their first FL show in years
MIAMI at STUDIO A- Friday April, 25

Then get on an airplane and check us out as we headline
REBELLION FESTIVAL, VIENNA AUSTRIA Sunday, April 27

All across the country and all around the globe, the Dwarves are still the only band that matters! Eat a dick!

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DWARVES LIVE IN OAKLAND AND SAN JOSE

Check out the Dwarves in their natural habitat, Northern California.

San Jose- Blank Club- Tuesday, April 22

Oakland- Uptown- Wednesday, April 23

Also check the White Barons and Turbonegra!

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DWARVES IN XXX PORN- ROCKSUCKERS!!!

The Dwarves have sunk to an all time low and appeared in a full on hardcore porn!

See- your fave band lip synch while naked girls cavort!

See- penises, vaginas, tits and asses!

See- lesbians, nymphos, freaks and Hewhocannotbenamed!


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DWARVES SPAIN AND PORTUGAL NEW VENUES March 22-29

Here is the updated schedule. The DWARVES return to Spain and discover Portugal!

22·03·2008 Freakland Festival Ponferrada
23·03·2008 Ar De Rato Coimbra Portugal
24·03·2008 Lotus Cascais Portugal
25·03·2008 Gruta 77 Madrid
26·03·2008 Estereo Alicante
27·03·2008 Be Cool Barcelona
28·03·2008 Kafe Antzokia Bilbao
29·03·2008 Helldorado Vitoria

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DWARVES in VIENNA, AUSTRIA- REBELLION FESTIVAL SUNDAY APRIL 28

The DWARVES return to VIENNA, AUSTRIA for the only FESTIVAL that MATTERS- REBELLION!!!


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BLAG SOLO ACOUSTIC COMEDY HAHAFUN!!!Tues 2/26 San Francisco @ Hotel Utah 10PM

Blag Dahlia returns for a rare solo acoustic performance next Tuesday 2/26 at Hotel Utah in lovely downtown San Francisco, CA. What starts as a bunch of dirty songs usually degenerates into a bunch of weird stories and uncomfortable observations and crowd insults. Sharing the bill with what we've been assured are thoroughly almost competent singer songwriter fags this should be a real treat for the whole family. Blag plays 2nd of 4 acts so come early and leave without even buying a drink if you really want to be an asshole. Free drugs for underage girls with low self esteem, this show is approved by the AARP and Citizens for More Random Groups of Unrelated People Together.

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