Hello.

Watch this please.  Then vote "funny."  Then forward to your friends.  I love you.

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Drew’s bad advice of the day...4/27/08

If you're looking for a good laugh, head out to El Torito for their Sunday morning all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet. Slowly creep up behind the guy that makes the omelettes and stick your finger firmly in his back, pretending it's a gun.

Say in a low, husky voice (Mexican accept optional) "Hey, holmes. Pass the ceviche if you know what's good for you."

When he walks off to obtain the aforementioned ceviche, just take off running. Run like the wind, baby and don't look back!

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Drew’s random thought of the day...4/24/08

If you're going to name your band "Los Breast Feeders" you'd better make damn well sure that you sound nothing like Billy Joel. 

You see, Billy's known in the breast-feeding community as a notorious nipple-gnawer.

However, copying the Beatles is perfectly acceptable. Those guys never touched the teet. 

You may now carry on with your day.

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If you see only one movie this year...

...it probably shouldn’t be this one. But watch it anyway. And vote "funny" at the bottom. That is all.

..>New Turd (Avant Tard) on FunnyOrDie.com..>

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say...

....HEEEELLLLLP!!! Someone please come help me get down from this limb!!! Hurry, before I fall and break my neck!!!

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I made this for the ladies...

If you dig it (and you know you do) then click funny in the lower-right hand corner and pass it on!


..Drew, the Incredible One-Man Air Band performs Van Halen's "Jump" on FunnyOrDie.com..

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Some lost PSAs recently found in the NBC archives...

..The More You Know - Cats on FunnyOrDie.com..

..The More You Know - Birth Control on FunnyOrDie.com..

..The More You Know - Be Nice on FunnyOrDie.com..

..The More You Know - Immigration on FunnyOrDie.com..

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Drew’s Reviews: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Didn't buy Brad Pitt as Jesse James. Edward James Olmos would have been a much better choice.

Now some of you might be saying, "Edward James Olmos, Drew? But he's an old Mexican guy!"

To which I respond, "That's racist! F.U., pinche culeros!!!"

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New Pinkberry Short!!!

Hey peeps,

Check out our new one on Funny Or Die. If you dig it please vote funny in the lower left hand corner and pass it along!

WARNING: Features adult themes and disturbing images, including me in my tighty whities.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c207c1bae7

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Back in Business Baby!

Back on the front page of Funny Or Die!!!! If you haven't done so already please rate our video. We have many more coming and we need your support. It couldn't be any easier. Just click the funny icon at the bottom left hand corner. And please share with your friends!

Love,

Drew

PS- for some reason myspace isn't letting me embed it so you can get it off my last blog or through this link:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a0a6f62f31

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