Aother Rewrite

I hear the damn thing or 5 times a night, so this was inevitable...



You know that I kissed a girl song...

This did not turn out as family planned, not teir intetion.
Got brave with breasts in hand, I felt posession.
Not what the're used to, just want try her on
Not what the want just my intention

I kissed a girl and I liked it, tasted her nipple piercings.
I kissed a girl on her clitoris, tomorrow it's goodbye boyfriend

Maybe later on if thing go right,
There'll be tribbing all through the night.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Now I don't really need to brag, not make it public
It was my best ever shag, made sheets real slick
Not what good girls do, so I'll misehave.
Hormones are not confused, easy to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it, tasted her nipple piercings.
I kissed a girl on her clitoris, tomorrow it's goodbye boyfriend

Maybe later on if thing go right,
There'll be tribbing all through the night.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Orgasms are so magical, fulfilling and so spiritual
Hard to resist when clitoral
Too good to deny it
Whether squirting or just dry...

I kissed a girl and I liked it, tasted her nipple piercings.
I kissed a girl on her clitoris, tomorrow it's goodbye boyfriend

Maybe later on if thing go right,
There'll be tribbing all through the night.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

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Onkel Cory

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Part of my Background tehe

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..> ..> Wie Bitte???-Teil Zwo Like I said I am also part Swabian, and they must of invented their dialect while drunk on something other than Bavarian beer. Apart from being the birthplace of the modern automobile and having some of the most beautiful architecture after Bavaria. The Swabians also have a dialect that is near impossible to penetrate also known as Alemannisch. They are regarded as industrious and clever without having the eccentricities of wearing leather shorts and worshiping their dead kings. Here is a sample of their dialect from Wikipedia. Schduagert isch d'Haubdschdadd on mid gnabb 590.774 (Schdand 31. Juli 2005) Aewohnr d'greeschde Schdadd vom Bondesland Bada-Wirdaberg on d'segsdgreeschde Stadt vo dr Bondesrepublig Deidschland. D'Agglomradzjo, also Schtad met em Omland, omfassd ogfähr 2,6 milljona Aewohner. Em Omland vo dr Schdadt said mr dr Nama môl Schduergerdt, môl Schduagrd[1], de Schduttgarter selbr sage eher Schturgert, on uf Bairisch heerd mr Stuggart. En andre Sproacha wurd dia Schdadt als Stoccarda (Italienisch), Estugarda (Portugiesisch) odr Stutgarto (Esperanto) bezoichnet. Inhaltsverzeichnis [zueklappe] 1 D Geografie 2 D Bolidig 3 D Kuldur on d Sähnswirdigkaeda 3.1 D Musea 3.2 D Archidegdur 4 D Wirdschafd 5 D Sehn on d Dechder vo dr Schdadd 6 Quellen [ändere] D Geografie Schduagert liegd am Näsabach, dr Schdadddoel Bad Cannstatt am Nägger emma hiegliga Gebied. D'hegschde Schdell isch d Berhardshäh in dr Näh von Vaihingä wo durchd Uffschüddung von Abfäll vom Mache der Audoboh entschdande isch mid 549 Meder iber NN, d'diefschde Schdell isch am Nägger en Mihlhausa mid 207 Meder iber NN. S Glima isch feichdgmäßigd mid warme Sommer. D'durchschniddliche Lufdtembradur liegd bei 9,4 °C. D Fleche liegd bei 207,36 Quadradkilomeder. Leave a comment

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..> ..> Wie Bitte? Part of my background is Bavarian , which is the one part of Germany that takes bizzare to a new level with men going to ornately decorated Catholic churches in their finest leather shorts while reminiscing about a king who made castles. Bavaria is also World renowned for its excellent beer. Here is something about the capital Munich I found on Wikipedia written in the dialect Boarisch: Minga (Hochdeitsch: München) is d Hauptstådt vo Baian. In da nähern Umgebung (20-30km) von Minga hoasst ma's oft aa oafach d'Stådt' . Im Sidboarischn sogt ma zu Minga aa Minchn/Minichn/Minkn/Minschn. Minga is mid 1,3 Millionen Einwohna de gräßte Ståd vo Baian und noch Berlin und Hamburg de dritt gräßte Ståd vo Deitschland. Da gräßte Båch dea durch Minga laafd is d'Isar. In da ganzn Wäid bekannt is Minga wega da Wiesn. Aussadem gibt's aa no as Hofbreihaus, de vuin Biergärtn, as Glocknspui am Rathaus am Marienblååz, d' Residenz und as Schloss Nymphenburg. Weider hots in Minga a mehra Museen, wie as Deitsche Museum, oder de oide, de neie und de moderne Pinakothek. Yes the dialect was invented when they were drunk on that fine beer!!!

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Online gallery

checkout www.tingtongmann.deviantart.com for my latest

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Maya is her name

No not a new romance, although I was out with a sweet Swabian earlier today. She is going back in February, but will come back to Canada in November or so. I also introduced her to mangosteens and showed her some of my portfolio. It is really nice nice to have words of encouragement and introduce mangosteens to women with charming accents twice in one week. I was talking to the other friend with a charming accent about how disturbing Rammstein lyrics can be, and I realised that I forgot to tell her about their lone Spanish song, "Te quiero Puta"!!! She is currently learning Spanish!!!

Maya is a really Gucci 3D graphics programme, which I am learning how to use in order to break into the animation and special effects industry. The thought of being educated enough to earn twice minimum wage really does not appeal to me as taxes would soon eat up most of that and I would be back to square one. I haven't made anything yet though.

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Something Bill Gates said

 

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault , so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you agree, pass it on.
If you can read this - Thank a teacher!

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Done!!!
Current mood: pissy

It's official, I have my degree even thought he ceremony and all that shite is in June. A BA in Anthropology, now the hard part begins!!!

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Maturity and reading Playboy

Like so many teenage boys I had a Playboy magazine collection. So what if I was getting them before I was 18? That is not the point. Going back and looking again at some of those pictures online apart from the higher quality of the original photos scanned that do not have the graininess of the original pictures or the fact that alot of the women have pubic hair and are not over manicured with mostly real bodies before photoshop when they needed talented airbrush artists, I am thinking more about the difference in my thoughts now than then. The fact was that I looked at them a lot more lustfully without anywhere near the appreciation of form.

As I was starting to grow out of them I started noticing more which were the fake breasts although I preferred small shapely breasts back then ( a friend once said if it looks like a cocnut with a nipple) and the more subtle curves of the hips and bellies that formed parts of the more general curves of these parts. Funny how I never noticed that with the breasts I considered too big for my liking that some of them had a really weird shape. I wonder how many have had to have them replaced???

Thanks to Wikipedia I looked up some of the bios on the models. It seemed like for every success there was several having fifteen minutes to an hour of fame. The pay for the models was pretty pathetic too. Of course their were those who had the odd stalker. One even lost her husband to a stalker who then killed himself. After all these are real people and not just some image in a magazine to give someone a image to preoccupy a fantasy.

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A little more controversy

In my English class we read a story called "Girl" by Jamaica Kincaid, which is a set of instructions on full auto about how to be a lady in a Caribbean nation. There was advice on dealing with disfunctional relationships in there too. I would find it interesting to see a similar story called boy. Let's face it like women men more or less get a load of crap instructions on their role in society too. Throwing gender roles on their ears is a healthy response to boy rules and girl rules that don't really call for a level playing field between the sexes. Sometimes it is fun to just throw out the question to the overly macho, "What are you hiding behind this veneer?" which would probably not accomplish much.

I find it amazing how we will hang up on stuff that we find acceptible or we tolerate within our own families or in our adolescence that no sane, mature adult would even give the time of day to let alone condone. Stuff like disfunctional relationships, homophobia, sexism, substance abuse, promiscuity that has nothing to do with experimentation or randiness (ie. womanising), racism, cliquism etc. that just gives us the excuse to be right shits to each other. Scary thing is that there are just a much sexist and homophobic women as there are men.

Recently I saw the film "She's a Boy I knew" by my cousin Gwen Haworth. Gwen started off as a boy named Steven. She realised her identity very early on, but kept it damn good and hidden for reasons a sort of guessed. Would you want seven shades of shit rainning on you from all directions because your body does not match your gender? The question I wanted answered and was was "Why the breast implants?". Well shut up learn and listen, the hormones don't exactly give a person anything that looks like real breasts. If there is an important detail I left out, then let me know. Implants take awhile to actually resemble breasts in that they are shaped all wrong. Provided the buggers don't blow they will settle and maybe not look like bubbles or an ammunition rack when clothed. The nice is that hers do not look like an ammunition rig. There is also the long term scarring and all that crap.

Plastic breasts on real women are like plastic self esteem. Repairing a mastectomy I can understand, but trying to gain the attention of boys??? That's right one will attract boys not men!!! Two bit shallow immature boys are the types who find that sort of thing attractive. Why attract someone whop would sodomise his own grandmother??? Can someone explain how it is so profitable to market to adolescents who think the implanted breasts look perfect(fuck off) and that female pubic hair or any body hair is disgusting(again-fuck off). The we men are supposed to find plastic vapid women attractive when all they cater to is some random urge for a five minute fuck. What sort of attitude towards women's bodies are you idiots trying to communicate??? do girls who find plastic tits perfect and pubic hair disgusting realise what they are saying about themselves and buying into???

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Play rap music obnoxiously loud while strung out on coke at a fetish party???

Well now we know why he is not a DJ for those events. That, and his ogling and hitting on the pretty lesbians is really very intrusive and creepy. Thankfully one of my coplanners of these events is his former boss who is the owner. He now looks like a wreck. Come to think of it... He is a wreck. Two more weeks until I find out if the Fetish new years party is a go. Maybe English John will be back from England, and he can DJ. If one meets English John it is very easy to see why he is well liked!!! If we can't get him we will do it ourselves, which usually works out quite well. Hmmm, I wonder how hard it will be to arrange a burlesque and or drag king act for New Year's???

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