this tuesday the 24th at The PIT

I'm doing a one-hour show at the PIT theater on tuesday night.

I'm just not sure anybody is coming, because I haven't really promoted it. I need some bodies. If you or your friends want to come, that would be fine.

Feel free to forward this. And post it on your blogs and bulletin your myspace friends and IM your buddies.

thanks!

Tuesday at 8.

The PIT Theater
154 W 29th St.

only $5

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The Press Only Portrays the Negative!
Category: News and Politics

A man from Connecticut died while "battle dancing", where one dancer outdoes another by one-upping his opponent with each dance move.

The man jumped high in the air, landed directly on his head, and died.

All the newspaper headlines read, "Man Dies In Street Dance Competition".

Now, shouldn't the headlines have read, "Man Wins Street Dance Competition"?

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The "Overconfident" CD is out! things YOU can do-

Re: Make a few mouse clicks for Tom Shillue, (or do it later when you get a chance.)(thanks!)

The Comedy Album "Overconfident" has been released- and doing great!

the itunes music store featured "Overconfident" with a big banner in the comedy section. People are downloading the album and leaving good reviews.

A few things you can do to help the success of "Overconfident":

You can leave some nice comments, or truthful ones, or both (the more the better!) follow this link to itunes:

Click Here if you have itunes

You can send a note to these satelite radio stations asking them to please play your favorite comedy album, "Overconfident".

xmcomedy@xmradio.com

(or call 1-866-XM-LAUGH)

superfan@sirius-radio.com

(or call 1-866-4-RAW DOG)


Thanks! And if you do any of the above, send me a note.

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Thursday show - Special Deal for Friends

Tom Shillue is headlining the brand new Comix- Dec 14th 10pm

You can get discount tickets with this special code online

1. Go to Tom Shillue at Comix
2. Click buy tickets
3. Write this in the box: TOMVIP

Fun, huh? So instead of that $18 cover you get in for $13.50

And No Drink Minimum!

Also on the bill Craig Baldo and James Smith!

Let me know if you are coming!

Tom

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Dec. 6th 2006

Don't Judge a Book by its Cover

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Cruise/Holmes to Write Book About Their Wedding Night

You can see (and post) more stuff at DailyComedy.com

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Fashion Accessories Through Time

Pillbox Hat

Burberry Scarf

African Baby

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New Solo Show opening

Just want to let you know about my new show which is at the
Ars Nova Theater the next three wednesdays 10/4, 10/11,
10/18 at 8pm.

tickets and info here:
https://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?showcode=ITS1

I just finished writing it about 15 minutes ago. I think it's
going to be good. It was developed with Virginia Scott. She is
great, and I think she really kicked this thing into shape.


There are 3 other people doing new solo works as part of this
festival, too. Julia Sweeney, Mike Daisey, and Louis
Schwadron- they are all very good, and go check them out as
well.

If you are in NYC- come!

If you come, say hello after the show- I want to know what
you thought of it.
Thanks!
T

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He Who Smelt It

Hugo Chavez at The U.N.

"And the devil came here yesterday. Right here at this podium. And it smells of sulfur still today."

No one bothered to mention the true source of the sulfur smell. Chavez had just enjoyed a traditional Venezuelan meal, and several people in the front row found it necessary to light a match.



Hey- check out more comedy at
Daily Comedy.com

And while you're there, create your own "comedy stage" and try your hand at posting some stuff. this site is cool, and there in new stuff every day.

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911 Conspiracy Solved

The 75 scholars who call themselves The 9/11 for Truth Movement have long said that Osama Bin Laden was not involved in the World Trade Center attack.

Now, they have settled on a main suspect...Jason Bourne's girlfriend.



"I don't believe she died in that sequel," said Ray Griffin, emeritus professor at Claremont University, "Why would they kill her off like that, at the very beginning? She was the best part of the first one."

Professor Ian Neal, who helped form the British chapter of the group, agreed. "What was she even doing for a living before she met Jason Bourne?" said Neal, "just driving around Europe in that little car of hers? I don't think so. Gas is $7 a gallon over here."

Neal admitted that he did not see the film when it came out, but it recently arrived in the mail from Netflix. "I don't even remember putting it in my queue," he said. "That alone got the hairs on my neck up."

The group, while fairly confident of their new theory, said to rest assured that their quest for the truth would not stop there. "I still have my suspicions about that 'Dude, you're getting a Dell' guy," said professor Griffin. "He was everywhere, and then... nowhere. Do they think we are not paying attention?"

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