TopTenJesus

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Jul 4, 2008

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 99
Sign: Capricorn

City: Nazareth
Country: US

Signup Date: 05/10/08

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Monday, September 29, 2008

Pedophile Jesus 002 - The Original
Category: Religion and Philosophy

So I got a friend request today from this REALLY bad "industrial" christian band, but I added them anyways.  Well apparently they thought my name meant I was a youth group leader or some shit like that and then quickly discovered that they made a mistake...

"just wanted you to know your page is not funny. we have a message thats FOR God so might wanna check out who your adding. Someday you'll have to answer and there will be no laughing then. Want to post a blog called pedofile Jesus? Thats sick. Keep laughin it up.
"

Besides sucking at music and being unable to spell, I thought I would bring back the original pedophile jesus picture in honor of them! 0-:-P


1:00 AM - 5 Comments - 10 Kudos - Add Comment

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Top Ten Terms For Pleasuring A Woman With Your Foot
Category: Romance and Relationships

We're going extreme old school this week!  Look what I found -- my first top ten list ever from my old profile!  Enjoy!

1:40 AM - 2 Comments - 8 Kudos - Add Comment

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Jesus Gets PWNED!!!
Category: Life

7:10 PM - 8 Comments - 14 Kudos - Add Comment

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Top Ten Reasons Iran Needs Nuclear Power
Category: News and Politics

10:20 AM - 3 Comments - 7 Kudos - Add Comment

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Jesus Wants His Money Bitch!!!
Category: Religion and Philosophy

8:08 AM - 2 Comments - 8 Kudos - Add Comment

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Pedophile Jesus
Category: Religion and Philosophy

2:38 PM - 3 Comments - 6 Kudos - Add Comment

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Supreme Court Loves Child Rapists
Category: News and Politics

So I hate the Catholic Church because they say, "Hey this Priest just raped 100 little kids. Let's not turn him over to the police and end this, let's cover it up and transfer him somewhere else so he can rape hundred's more!"

And now the LIBERAL fucking Supreme Court Justices say, "What's wrong with raping kids? We like it."

Two of the highest authorities in the world, the pinnacles of the Right and the Left are now both in the corner of child rapists. What is this world coming to?

6:38 PM - 3 Comments - 3 Kudos - Add Comment

Sunday, June 22, 2008

No Room In Heaven For Black Children
Category: Religion and Philosophy

Top Ten Jesus is NOT Racist!  It's the pictures that are Racist 0-:-P

2:04 PM - 2 Comments - 8 Kudos - Add Comment

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Is That A Roll Of Quarters Or Is Jesus Happy To See You?
Category: Religion and Philosophy

5:41 PM - 2 Comments - 6 Kudos - Add Comment

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Top Ten Reasons Not To Be Friends With Top Ten Jesus
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

10:47 AM - 6 Comments - 9 Kudos - Add Comment


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