Kerry

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Age: 36
Sign: Sagittarius

State: Massachusetts


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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Hipster Olympics



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Eat me

How many canibals would you feed?

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Cunt

Sorry, I just like the word. Thanks Amy, for the book. I haven't read it yet, but I like the idea of taking the nasty right out of that four letter punch in the gut. The last couple of times that word was hurled at me, I actually smiled and said thank you. That fucked him up, all right.

Just as I was whining about not selling art..POW!... I sold one yesterday! Some lovely lady in the UK actually threw down her hard earned pennies for my work! Thank you Celia! I wonder if she knows how much her $5 means to me?

And...I am now in touch with two very marvelous people from the 01453. We have been reminiscing and chatting and it has lightened my heart a bit. You see, no one in my current life knew me before motherhood. (except mom and sis... and really did they ever know me... then or now?) It's kind of nice to talk with someone who knew me before I was a responsible boring adult. I often try to remember how it felt to be me before kids, before I gave  a shit about anything but myself. Was I fun? Was I happy? What the hell was I ever thinking?

I feel good today. Slightly enlightened, very hopeful. The tax return comes Friday. I see a big extravagant dinner in my near future. Sushi! And a new laptop. Maybe even some new clothes. High heels and mini skirts all around! Just kidding...but there is this new Wonder Woman shirt I have my eyes on...

 

Currently listening :
Too Fast For Love
By Mötley Crüe
Release date: 08 April, 2003

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Tis Monday and I am breathing

and coughing and hacking and red nosed and blowing...

Well, it's Monday AGAIN and I'm trying desperately to get over this flu/bug/death thing from last week. Missed three days of work... not good for the budget! I might have to cut back on Salmon or skate shoes... can't those boys make a pair of sneakers last more than two weeks?! I need my Omega 3's!!!

Boring weekend, really. Did something normal!!!! (pats self on back) Yesterday, went to and survived Sunday dinner at Mom's. Then, spent the rest of the day with Anthony Bourdain. We went to Peru, Ghana, Brazil, Vietnam... had an awesome time! Brought the night to a close with some ranting, raving, unplugging of the childrens cable and finally sleep.

Another day, another week. Making changes, oh yesindeedee! Gave up one bad habit, what's next? Did some major cleaning and will continue until this house is completely void of clutter. There really isn't much, but I geet a little kooky about it, so it feels good to keep on purging.

I haven't felt much like making anything. Art or food. Still not one sale on etsy (loser!) and the kids would rather hot dogs and chicken tenders, so why bother making this terrific healthy meal so they can turn their noses up at it and make french fries when I'm not looking? Ok, the bad attitude is slipping in...better squeeze it off quick!

It's Monday...

a whole week ahead of limitless opportunity! Go get it!

 

 

Currently listening :
Fashion Nugget
By Cake
Release date: 17 September, 1996

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

that was lame

Ok, so I went looking on the 'space for old classmates, found only one from the fourth grade. Sent him a friend request, and even though he hasn't been on myspace in months, I'm sure he'll be my friend. Heck, it's only been 27 or so years... I'm going to have to come up with a good life story just incase he does talk to me.

You see, I can't tell you the whole story, suffice to say I am an undercover superhero. No, I couldn't possible show you my cape...

I did find three high school classmates that I also sent friend requests to. It's doubtful that anyone will respond. I didn't keep in touch. I suck at that sort of thing! I'm making an effort, dammit! Now, give me my cookies.

 

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

I amuse myself at 4am

Yes, this is a picture of a picture, so the quality sucks, but you get the idea.

Note the red socks on the girl in the third row, left. Some things never change! I remember how upset my mother was when these pictures came in and she saw my red socks. "Why can't you just match for picture day?!"

Back row L to R- Kenny Campbell, Paul Kinsella, Kevin Goguen, Craig Arsenault, Dave Duval, Ross Baker, Rick Caponi, Dave Melendez, Mike DelleChaie (sp?), Mr. Kenney

2nd Row L to R- Scott Setera, Rob Corrigan, Melanie Dantini, Missie Brady, Kim White, Patty Mullen, Charlie Davis, Miguel Santiago

3rd Row L to R- Little Miss Red Socks, Lisa Bourque, Kelly Bartlett, Lisa Galetta, Yvette ?, Shelly Litzenburg, Jackie Heidt

Sitting L to R- Dan LeBlanc, Jason Miner, Barry Senacal, Daryll Maki

I do not stay in touch with one single person in this picture. I run into Missie B once in a while, but I have no idea where anyone else is. I wonder if anyone is on myspace? I'm feeling curious!

Currently listening :
Kurtis Blow
By Kurtis Blow
Release date: 19 May, 1998

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Sunday, January 13, 2008

for all you clowns

Strolling Magician


Reply to: gigs-537095675@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-12, 5:59PM EST


We are looking for an INEXPENSIVE Magician to make balloons and/or juggle while guests arrive...very low key activity. Then walk around to tables and do tricks while guests eat. Less then two hours.

Needed for the last weekend in January. Advise on your rate and website, if you have one. ..> ..>


  • Location: Fitchburg

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Saturday, December 01, 2007

RIP Evil

 

When I was a kid, I used to love watching Evil jump his motorcycle over lines of cars and buses. Even The Fonz tried to emulate him. I'll never forget all the lumps in my throat, watching to see if he would crash and burn or be comgratulated and kissed. Thats my kind of magician.

RIP Evil.

 

Iconic Daredevil Evel Knievel Dies at 69

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) — Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69.

Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs.

Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. He also suffered two strokes in recent years.

Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundle said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital.

"It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Superman just doesn't die, right?" Rundle said.

Immortalized in the Washington's Smithsonian Institution as "America's Legendary Daredevil," Knievel was best known for a failed 1974 attempt to jump Snake River Canyon on a rocket-powered cycle and a spectacular crash at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. He suffered nearly 40 broken bones before he retired in 1980.

"I think he lived 20 years longer than most people would have" after so many injuries, said his son Kelly Knievel, 47. "I think he willed himself into an extra five or six years."

Though Knievel dropped off the pop culture radar in the '80s, the image of the high-flying motorcyclist clad in patriotic, star-studded colors was never erased from public consciousness. He always had fans and enjoyed a resurgence in popularity in recent years.

His death came just two days after it was announced that he and rapper Kanye West had settled a federal lawsuit over the use of Knievel's trademarked image in a popular West music video.

Knievel made a good living selling his autographs and endorsing products. Thousands came to Butte, Mont., every year as his legend was celebrated during the "Evel Knievel Days" festival, which Rundle organizes.

"They started out watching me bust my ass, and I became part of their lives," Knievel said. "People wanted to associate with a winner, not a loser. They wanted to associate with someone who kept trying to be a winner."

For the tall, thin daredevil, the limelight was always comfortable, the gab glib. To Knievel, there always were mountains to climb, feats to conquer.

"No king or prince has lived a better life," he said in a May 2006 interview with The Associated Press. "You're looking at a guy who's really done it all. And there are things I wish I had done better, not only for me but for the ones I loved."

He had a knack for outrageous yarns: "Made $60 million, spent 61. ...Lost $250,000 at blackjack once. ... Had $3 million in the bank, though."

He began his daredevil career in 1965 when he formed a troupe called Evel Knievel's Motorcycle Daredevils, a touring show in which he performed stunts such as riding through fire walls, jumping over live rattlesnakes and mountain lions and being towed at 200 mph behind dragster race cars.

In 1966 he began touring alone, barnstorming the West and doing everything from driving the trucks, erecting the ramps and promoting the shows. In the beginning he charged $500 for a jump over two cars parked between ramps.

He steadily increased the length of the jumps until, on New Year's Day 1968, he was nearly killed when he jumped 151 feet across the fountains in front of Caesar's Palace. He cleared the fountains but the crash landing put him in the hospital in a coma for a month.

His son, Robbie, successfully completed the same jump in April 1989.

In the years after the Caesar's crash, the fee for Evel's performances increased to $1 million for his jump over 13 buses at Wembley Stadium in London — the crash landing broke his pelvis — to more than $6 million for the Sept. 8, 1974, attempt to clear the Snake River Canyon in Idaho in a rocket-powered "Skycycle." The money came from ticket sales, paid sponsors and ABC's "Wide World of Sports."

The parachute malfunctioned and deployed after takeoff. Strong winds blew the cycle into the canyon, landing him close to the swirling river below.

On Oct. 25, 1975, he jumped 14 Greyhound buses at Kings Island in Ohio.

Knievel decided to retire after a jump in the winter of 1976 in which he was again seriously injured. He suffered a concussion and broke both arms in an attempt to jump a tank full of live sharks in the Chicago Amphitheater. He continued to do smaller exhibitions around the country with his son, Robbie.

Many of his records have been broken by daredevil motorcyclist Bubba Blackwell.

Knievel also dabbled in movies and TV, starring as himself in "Viva Knievel" and with Lindsay Wagner in an episode of the 1980s TV series "Bionic Woman." George Hamilton and Sam Elliott each played Knievel in movies about his life.

Evel Knievel toys accounted for more than $300 million in sales for Ideal and other companies in the 1970s and '80s.

Born Robert Craig Knievel in the copper mining town of Butte on Oct. 17, 1938, Knievel was raised by his grandparents. He traced his career choice back to the time he saw Joey Chitwood's Auto Daredevil Show at age 8.

"The phrase one-of-a-kind is often used, but it probably applies best to Bobby Knievel," said former U.S. Rep. Pat Williams, D-Mont., Knievel's cousin. "He was an amazing athlete... He was sharp as a tack, one of the smartest people I've ever known and finally, as the world knows, no one had more guts than Bobby. He was simply unafraid of anything."

"He was no dummy," said high school classmate Sonny Holland, the former Montana State football star and coach. "I'll never forget a poem that he made up when we were seniors about his friends and the people he hung out with. It was incredible. Everybody was just astounded when he recited it in front of the whole school."

Outstanding in track and field, ski jumping and ice hockey at Butte High School, Knievel went on to win the Northern Rocky Mountain Ski Association Class A Men's ski jumping championship in 1957 and played with the Charlotte Clippers of the Eastern Hockey League in 1959.

He also formed the Butte Bombers semiprofessional hockey team, acting as owner, manager, coach and player.

Knievel also worked in the Montana copper mines, served in the Army, ran his own hunting guide service, sold insurance and ran Honda motorcycle dealerships. As a motorcycle dealer, he drummed up business by offering $100 off the price of a motorcycle to customers who could beat him at arm wrestling.

At various times and in different interviews, Knievel claimed to have been a swindler, a card thief, a safe cracker, a holdup man.

Evel Knievel married hometown girlfriend, Linda Joan Bork, in 1959. They separated in the early 1990s. They had four children, Kelly, Robbie, Tracey and Alicia.

Robbie Knievel followed in his father's footsteps as a daredevil, jumping a moving locomotive in a 200-foot, ramp-to-ramp motorcycle stunt on live television in 2000. He also jumped a 200-foot-wide chasm of the Grand Canyon.

Knievel lived with his longtime partner, Krystal Kennedy-Knievel, splitting his time between their Clearwater condo and Butte. They married in 1999 and divorced a few years later but remained together. Knievel had 10 grandchildren and a great-grandchild

Currently listening :
Comfort Eagle
By Cake
Release date: 24 July, 2001

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Sunday, September 16, 2007

oh my achin back

This week has been a hellish week. At work, we packed up our whole warehouse and set off for bigger and better digs by way of PHoenix Park. This little venture invloves packing, moving, and unpacking 3,000 boxes. Oh joy.

I have worked the last seven days in a row and now today is my one and only day off for the next 6. Yippee. I just love working. Actually, I DO love working. I just wish that all this hard work was for my company and not someone elses. I want my piece of the pie, dammit!

Note to self: Get off your ass and start your own damn business!

I thought i had a whole bunch to say, but that was when I was outside listening to the birds wake up. Now, at this machine, I got nuthin.

 

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

MA women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties. 

The first man had married a Woman from Oklahoma and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. 

The second man had married a woman from Idaho. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. 

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. 

The third man had married a girl from Massachussetts. He told her that her duties
were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

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