14 reasons to become a professional foosball player

check out this site. it was on espn.com which i find totally rad being that foosball really doesn't get much coverage by any real media outside of the internet.  http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/081110&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1 maybe it'll drive you to want to play or maybe it'll explain why the game is so fucking addictive. either of which it's a great article so go fuckin read it :)

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a blatherskite thought

ok so here's a thought. in the u.s. alone there are 50 million dogs. that's according wikianswers.com. now out of that 50 million dogs imagine how many dogs get neutered each year. now lets just say we just split the number right down the middle. so there's 25 million male dogs and 25 million female dogs. now out of the 25 million male dogs lets just say that 15 million dogs get neutered. that's roughly 30 million dog testicles getting removed (give or take a couple due to special dogs who get three nuts or the unlucky one who only had one). now these numbers are merely just guesses. but just stay with me on this. now rhetorically speaking we have around 30 million dog testicles being removed has anyone even wondered what the hell they do with them after they are removed? i mean i'm sure they just trash them or give them to underprivledged midgets for footballs. but what if we could harness the dog testicles into lets say food for the homeless??? i mean in many country's a goat's testicle is considered a delicacy hell i know some deer hunters who have ate deer testicles so why not put these dog testicles to use and i don't know.....deep fry them and serve them to the homeless or people in prison. i don't know i mean what the fuck else do they do with 'em?  

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so fuck all the babies

WARNING THE BLOG YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ DEALS WITH BABY'S AND THE GENERAL DISLIKE OF THEM AND WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT. READ WITH CAUTION...........OR READ WITH HUMOR

so fuck all the babies

fuck 'em straight to hell

i don't think they're cute or special

in fact they suck and smell

cause all they do is lay around

they sit there and just whine and cry

maybe they'd shut their baby mouths

if you punched them in their baby eyes

so fuck all the babies

why don't they crawl back where they came from

chances are they were a mistake

not a blessing but a waste of cum

cause the best part of you, you baby

got stuck to the sheets

you should've been aborted

packaged up and sold as baby meat

so fuck all the babies

really all they are are slobs

just sit around shit themselves

they'd be cooler if they had jobs

but they can't even talk

chances are they'd just talk shit

googoo gaga stupid fuckin babys

talk like that is means to get hit

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A SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT

today......i hit my shin with a hammer. and today i am reminded just how bad it hurts to be hit in the shin. oddly enough i had a dream of this very tragic incident.....actually i never did have that dream. so i guess it doesn't make it all that odd. oh well. anyways ummm......oh yeah my shin. watch out for your shins everyone.


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nintendo wii

hey whats up ya'll i was wondering if anyone plays their wii's online??  and if so hit me back so we can wii it up hahahaha

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typing contradiction
Current mood: cooky/wacky

so the question.......are you a liar??? now isn't that a fun question? i find that its usually a hard one to answer. cause  on one hand if you say yes, you're admitting that you're a liar. but if you admit that you're a liar then basically you just told the truth, and if you just told the truth when you admitted you were a liar then doesnt that still make you a liar?  but on the other hand if you say no you're not a liar and even if you weren't, you still have to wonder if you should say no cause that almost seems like the answer a liar would use. but lets be honest here in this conversation about lies. we all lie. from the stupid little caucasian lies (yes i meant white lies) to the straight up mean and manipulative lies.  we all know that shit. so then whats the point of that question? it seems about as dumb as the warning labels telling you not to take aspirin if you're allergic to aspirin. thank god that label is there. i mean if i'm allergic to something, i need a fuckin label to remind me not to take that shit cause it may just kill me. it's just like asking someone if they're a liar. your a liar, your mom's a liar, your dog is a liar, and even your great fuckin grandpa was a hell of liar back in the great depression days all the way up to now. shit they probably just lied about the great depression too. what's so great about depression anyways? sounds like a lie to me haha  and if ya'll are wondering.........i am a liar too.......but i tell the truth when i lie ;). so i guess that'd make me an honest liar??????  either way i'd be lying if i said i didn't confuse myself with this topic.....honestly.....did i mention im not confused haha ok i'm done. 

~~~~~~BLATHERSKITE 

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board as in wood but wood as in board

so a badger pukes up a beetle and the beetle says "hi my name is ralph". and the only thing i could think  was, wow this beetle has to be fucked up. i mean he's not even pissed that he was just puked up. and why the fuck was he put in the position to even be puked up? i mean if  i were puked up, i really don't even think i'd introduce myself ya know. like even if the beetle's real name was Ralph, you know the fuckin badger is only goin to be like "who are you? oh yeah you're that  beetle i puked up".  but then again it would be kinda ironic puking up something or someone who actually goes by the name ralph. so i guess you'd remember that one...................wierd i actually  feel dumber for writing that........sorry if it had the same effect on you

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research

so tonight started off like any other night. well actually i don't know how any other night starts off. it just sounded good to start a blog off with that line. but the truth of it is. after walking through my living room drunk and with the lights off, i realized how cool night vision would be. now stay with me on this one. "NIGHT VISION"  apparently enables you to see in the "dark" i know it sound pretty witch like. but i've heard it works. now if i were able to get a hold of these "NIGHT VISION" goggles there's no telling how many late night munchie runs i could take with out having to worry about, hey am i goin to break the fuck out of my pinky toe?.....or how about, hey is running into a wall at 4:30 in the morning really worth the hoe hoe's you were goin to retrieve?  i'm sure it seems like a good idea. i mean when the fuck isn't hoe hoe's a good idea. they're fuckin hoe hoe's for fuck sake.  but let me tell when it's not a good time. when you're drunk as fuck trying to navigate yourself through a house when there's no fuckin lights on. sure you've walked through there a hundred times. but all it takes is one fuckin hoe hoe run. just one mother fuckin hoe hoe run to ruin the dexterity of your pinky toe. do you want to ruin that??? no i wouldn't imagine so........and so councludes my research on why russia makes good vodka

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green day green day green day. the song that always picks me back up

My friend drove off the other day,
Now he's gone and all they say,
Is you got to live 'cause life goes on...

But now I see I'm mortal, too,
I can't live my life like you,
Got to live it up, while life goes on.

And I think that it's all right,
That I do what I like,
'Cause that's the way I want to live.
it's how I give, and I'm still givin'...

And now I wonder 'bout my friend,
If he gave all he could give,
'Cause he lived his life like I live mine.

If you could see inside my head,
Then you'd start to understand,
The things I value in my heart.

And I think that it's all right,
That I do what I like,
'Cause that's the way I want to live.
it's how I give, and I'm still givin'...

You know that...
I know that...
You're watchin' me!

And I think that it's all right,
That I do what I like,
'Cause that's the way I wanna live.
it's how I give, and I'm still givin'...

Got to make a plan,
Got to do what's right,
Can't run around in circles,
If you wanna build a life,
But I don't want to make a plan,
For a day far away,
While I'm young and while I'm able,
All I want to do is...

i think this song is very fitting for me right now. when it came out i didn't even think it was green day but i was wrong. since then, this song has remained one of my all time favorites of theirs. to me it's one of those songs that always reminds me of those who i've lost. i don't know if i liked the song more when it had no meaning compared to now when it holds more meaning to me than pretty much any other song. check it out sometime if you want it's called J.A.R. it was on the angus soundtrack. 

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a sad day
Current mood: sad

R.I.P. lainer. you were an amazing friend. i always loved your sense of humor and how up front you were. to me, and everyone else i'm sure, you were just a real guy. there was never any bullshit with you and that's what i loved about ya. i know that people who didn't get to meet you missed out and for the rest of us who did know you.......well we are truely missing out now. thanks for the chilled out times, the crazy times, the times in between, and for all the times you had my back......you were a real friend to me and i appreciate everything you ever did for me. R.I.P. bro and much love

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