A Public Service Announcement

Hello.  I'm here today to talk to you about the very real problem of Juggalism.  This affliction, which despite it's name has nothing to do with juggaling, most commonly effects those still in adolescence but can remain entrenched until middle age.  The origns of this illness can be traced back to a suburban area around Detroit, but it seems to have no distinct pattern amongst class.  Signs of this debilatating condition can include:

-Claiming to be "Down with The Clown"

-Painting one's face in black and white clown makeup

-An urge to run with a hatchet in hand

-Auditory dyslexia which can make poor attempts at music sound decent.

-The belief that two suburban developmentally disabled people are the pinnacle of social acheivement

-A serious and expensive addication to Faygo soda products.

-The random urge to go chicken hunting

-In males, a warp-speed like retreat from respect for females

-In females, a warp-speed like retreat from the need for respect from males.

-Decrease in I.Q.

-Less attention to hygeine

-Venereal Disease

Fortunately, this disease is treatable, but the longer it stays in one's system, the harder it is to ever fully recover.  So if you or anyone you know show any of these signs, immediately shut off any cacophony calling itself music under the Psychopathic Records label and destroy the media storage device which contains it.  Also, remove any references to aforementioned record label and/or related products.  Finally, introduce true music into the person's system to remove any traces of auditory infection.

Remember, it is up to all of us to stamp out this terrible affliction before it gains any more victims.

This message was brought to you by the ICP is Terrible council with assistance from the Stop Masking Christianity in Clownface corporation.

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