Annoying Bulletin people..... you got me this time
Current mood: bored

Hey All!!! i don't normally post forwarded bulletins.... and i guess i'm still not! i'm putting it in a blog! hahaha! i still stand by hating you annoying bulletin people!

I really liked this bulletin! i hope you do to!

Good times. Best bulletin ever!!!!

If you are under the age of 12... you shouldn't even read this.
...and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90s kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90s just wont cut it.



You're a 90s kid if:


You can finish this [Ice Ice _ _ _ _ ]


You remember watching:
- Hey Arnold
- The Bugs Bunny Show
- Ren & Stimpy
- Pinky and the Brain
- AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
- Rocko's Modern Life.


You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"


You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin West Philidelphia, born and raised . . ."


You remember:
- Playschool with Monica
- Step by Step
- Family Matters
- Dinosaurs
- Boy Meets World


You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (Saturday Disney, anyone?)


You remember reading "Goosebumps".
And "Animorphs".


Paul Jennings and Andy Griffiths were the funniest authors of all time.


You watched Round the Twist!


You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.


You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not


When everything was settled by:
- Rock, Scissors, Paper.. ROOCK OFF!!!... some of us 90's kids still do it :P
- Dip dip...
- There's a party by the pool, would you like to come?
- Eeny, meeny, miny, mo!


When Cops & Robbers was a daily activity.


When we played Tiggy, Safe, 40/40 and Hide & Seek until our legs grew numb.


You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.


Tazos owned chip packets.


The Spice Girls had serious girl power...


...and the Backstreet Boys simply ruled.


Captain Planet. He's a Hero.


You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. Dah


You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.


You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"


You remember watching:
- Matheca's Math Shop
- Wishbone
- Agro's Cartoon Connection
- Sale of the Century with Glen Ridge & Nicky Buckley (hopefully only with your parents).
- Funniest Home Videos when Jo Beth Taylor was still the host.


You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.


You remember those Where's Wally books.


You remember eating Warheads.


You remember watching:
- The first Batman
- Aladdin
- Ninja Turtles *first and the best!!!*
- Jurassic Park
- 3 Ninjas movies


You remember Push Pops and Lucky Dips.


If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"


And YoGo gorilla... and the original Cocoa Pops monkey: "It's just like a chocolate milkshake - only crunchy!"


You remember boom boxes vs. CD players (and thinking that CDs would never make it in the future).


Home-made birthday cards were cool, especially the ones where you'd cut a mouth into it so that it opened up and a tongue popped out.


Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.


Tamagotchis had to be banned in school because of their popularity.


Furby.


Leonardo DiCaprio was every girl's sweetheart.


FastFoward was the greatest sketch show on TV.


Baby Born.


You watched The Nanny every night at 6:30pm on Channel 10.


You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.


"Emo" didn't exist.


And Windows 95 was the best.


You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.


You knew Michael Jordan was the best all-time basketballer who played for the Chicago Bulls, even though we don't follow NBL basketball.


You remember when the new Beanie Kids and Talking Elmo were always sold out.


You collected those Beanie Kids.


Barbie & Ken by Mattel owned the shelves.


World 4 Kids, before Toys R Us.


Playdough was the coolest stuff invented.


The original five dollar notes.


You understand when I say "Cheez TV".


You collected all the Troll dolls.


If you even know what a walkman is.


The original Pokemon with Ash, Misty and Brock.


Before those try-hards at the Yu-Gi-Oh production plant.


You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"


You know the Macarena off by heart.


"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said


You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"


When Charmed first aired with Prue.


You went to McDonald's to play in the playground, and Happy Meals only cost $2.95 for a cheeseburger, small fries and coke.


You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.


Before the MySpace frenzy . . .


Before the Internet & text messaging . . .


Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .


Before MIKE JONES . . .


Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .


Before Spongebob . . .


Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.


When light up sneakers were cool.


When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.


When petrol was $0.95 a litre & Caller ID was a new thing.


When you had to be one lucky kid to get a mobile phone before you were 16.


When we recorded stuff on VCRs.


When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.


You had slap bracelets!


Way back.


Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.


Who would have thought you'd miss the 90s so much!!!!!

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8 Random Facts About Myself
Current mood: peaceful

My Friend Kara has tagged me to do this blog '8 random facts about myself'
I am then supposed to tag 8 friends to do this as well!    SUFFER!!

You want random facts.........

1. My favorite board games are monopoly and guess who
    
2. 4 days ago I brought a new colour printer.
    
3. I enjoy ending even comment with hooroo and if I don't it just doesn't sound right
    
4. My eyes are the shape of footballs and not soccer balls...... I need glasses! Glasses make you smart!
    
5. I only drink water out of bottles
    
6. Officeworks is heaven
    
7. Friends are my #1 priority in life, I try to make plans with at least 1 of them everyday of the week
    
8. I don't think I have a license

I will tag!

Glen
Michelle
Vingram
Allie
Mini
The Annika
Rhiannon
Amber

Currently listening : These Streets By Paolo Nutini Release date: 30 January, 2007

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The murderer next door!!!!
Current mood: amused

This man has lived next to my nanna my whole life! he used to yell at us for walking on his lawn, lucky he didn't murder us!!!

Accused found guilty of murder in absentia.....

Missing: Apolonio Tony Serrano.
Photo: Supplied

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Happy Birthday!!!
Current mood: indescribable

Today i noticed that i have over 10,000 profile views!

so start sending the presents please!!

thanks

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A scoop not even 'womans day' have!!
Current mood: hyper

hmmmmm!

I have stumbled across something!

these people have to be related!

AND

Thats all!

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A Matt Update......................(29/03/070
Current mood: tired
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

I think it's time for a little bit of a matt undated! for all to get there little bit of matt for the week! we all want a bit of matt! YES I know!!
This blog shall be about me! I had plenty of complaints that my last blog was all about veronica! why complain she is a great person! the other day me and veronica went...... oh there I go again! I get so lost in the veronica stories! HAHAHA!!!

I should be talking about Megan! she is great! she has been doing uni for around a month and a half now and is loving it! well not so much the 5 essays she has had to do in the last 2 weeks! but it's her birthday this weekend so she will get some time off!! we are doing all sorts of wonderful stuff for her birthday! like going out for tea with my family on Friday night then just us going out for breakfast on her birthday then going out with all our friends for dinner on her birthday!! IT WILL BE GREAT

So this blog was meant to be about me! but I'm such a people person that I can't help but talk about others! :D!
Last week I found out the results of my scan, to see if this new clinical trial was working, I was thinking for a change that it might be good news! maybe a turn for the best! I mean my luck should change soon!! but once again the bad news was told, not that me and mum were really shocked, we except it now..... so they decided to stop my trial that I was having and asses the options, one of the options was another trial that sounded promising, i had to wait a week while they found out the details, They found that I don't fit the criteria, silly I think, but what can I do! I guess I'm to special for them!
so there are 2 more new trials with new drugs going at peter Mac! might I add there sounding pretty much horrible like chemo with all the side effects like hair loss and blood cell suppression and all that jazz! what am i saying, it is chemo but combining it with other new drugs....... but who knows if I will fit there criteria!
Mr. Ken who is filling in while my cancer man is on holidays is going to be checking around all the other hospitals for other trials going on!

So I won't really know about the other trials for 3 weeks! YES 3 weeks off!!! want to catch up?? PUT your orders in! HAHAHA

i'm tired and need my bed!

Currently listening : Decomposer By The Matches Release date: 12 September, 2006

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For your information...........(12/02/2007)
Current mood: horny
Category: School, College, Greek

I'm having to write this as Veronica insists I do! veronica is a girl I follow around everywhere! I met her at McHappy McDonalds then followed her to the pie shop! I still go to her house and follower her there! she has a nice plant out the front of her house that looks like hair! I think veronica needs to have a photo of me with the hair bush...... Veronica is a lovely girl!!

now! we all love a good story! and we all know how I am 1 in 40 billion people that get the 2 cancers I have! well I'm now the 2nd person in the world to have a special drug...... this special drug is yet to have a name! that's how special it is!! that's how special I am!! fully sic!
About 4 weeks ago I started a new clinical trial! this involves this new drug that is temporarily named PF-00289 (please note I made those numbers up.... but you get what the name of it looks like!) as I said I'm the second person in the world to have it! if it works and is then approved it will then receive a real name!! maybe in reference to me! as I'm having it..... Veronica thinks it should be called Moo juice..... moo moo for your boo boo.... it even comes with a slogan! how many other drugs come with one???

this is how it goes!!
day 1 -Monday- Chemo
day 2 -Tuesday- Trial drug
day 3 -Wednesday- Doctor review
day 7 -Monday- Chemo
day 8 -Tuesday- Trial drug
day 9 -Doctor review

week off

then it starts at day 1 again!!

On day 1 and 7 when I'm having the chemo it only takes 30minutes to go in! this means it's a kinda short day..... around 2 hours after stuffing around + 2 hours traveling time.
on day 2 and 8 when I have the trial drug it takes 3 hours to go in! plus hours of stuffing around!! it ends up taking the hole day! when I'm having the trial drugs I have to have 9 ECG's over the 2 hours! thats where they check the heart beats and so on!

this all ends up being so boring!! so I went and brought a new laptop so I sit all day and play the Sims 2! this is a good game! my Sims last name is 'Shire' and his first name is 'Devon' for all you out there that can't put 2 and 2 together that means his name is Devon Shire.... like the tea! yeah.... I think I'm a genius to think of a name like that!!
I have been trying to get on the internet at Peter Mac but there being gay and won't let me!!..... so a letter has been written and things will be fixed... or i'll punch them all in the face. I also had a fight with the old man at the parking today! I call him the parking Nazi! that's my story! I hope you enjoyed it Veronica!

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Shark Attack......
Current mood: uncomfortable

YO ALL!

just wanting you all to know the operation went well! thanks to everyone that wished me well and came to see me!

after the operation the nurse's were so surprised how well i recovered! it was really good!

the operation know all:

They had to cut the muscle from between two of the ribs so they could pull them apart to get into the lung!
At first we were told the was 3 tumours in the left (which was the lung that had 20% of it taken out in January) but once they were in cutting around the total of tumours had gone to 5
On the ribs is a layer of nerves and veins where the muscle had to be stitched back onto! so now i have nerve damage around my ribs 

             

This was the dressing they stuck over the cut! the problem was!!! when the nurse went to change it.... the dressing was stuck to the staples and the blood had dried under the staples to, so pulling of was the worst part of the hole experience I tell ya!
a few of the staples came out but was healed enough that it didn't really matter that much!

18 staples!......

As you can see the dressing pulled a few out and the rest had been half pulled out! i was not happy! PLUS the dressing was stuck hardcore style! just look how red my skin had gone :'(
well the staples were out 10 days after the big cut and there are no longer any dressings on so I'm close to being back to normal... or somewhere close to it! 

it's still sore!

well after another massive surgery I'm feeling pretty damn good! 

I would like everyone to think what my Megan and Parents! have been thru!!!! they are everything to me
but thanks to all my friends that wished me well and came in! it was really good to have you guys in there! especially Megan

Pick from here.... Pick from there (20/10)
Current mood: bouncy

Yo!

As!! most of you know! and now all will know!! I have been diagnosed with cancer... again! it's made a triumphed return into my lungs.....

what? did you ask whets going to happen? well! on Tuesday (24/10) i am getting three lumps removed outta my left lung! which is already missing 20% of it from the last lot! um... what there going to do is cut from my back around to the front, break a few ribs cut the cancer out and bobs your fucking uncle! I shall be in hospital for 5-7 days! that's if I don't die! if i do it will be less! but if I do live 'which I clearly will as you can't kill me I keep coming back' anyway I'll be in Peter Mac! visitors are welcome but tickets are going fast so book early! there is tho a dress code which is a present which will be surrendered once entering the room! shit presents will be returned and you will be asked to leave!

any chemo you ask? well no! they say the so called stuff didn't work last time so it's a no go this time! I think there just running out of ideas!
I have tho been going into the city everyday for the last 2 weeks using alternative therapies! it seems to be helping as I haven't felt this great even before I was sick! so I feel that's great!  you should take a look at the website of the place I go to! www.smile.org.au!

piece out

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Useless Facts! Part1 Strange laws

Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.

You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.

In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes.

Under the law of Mississippi, there's no such thing as a female Peeping Tom.

Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term.

Lawn darts are illegal in Canada.

In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.

It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (Think about it...)

A Venetian law decrees that all gondolas must be painted black. The only exceptions are gondolas belonging to high public officials.

In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs (hotel/bar) must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse.

According to law, no store is allowed to sell a toothbrush on the Sabbath in Providence, Rhode Island. Yet these same stores are allowed to sell toothpaste and mouthwash on Sundays.

Before the enactment of the 1978 law that made it mandatory for dog owners in New York City to clean up after their pets, approximately 40 million pounds of dog excrement were deposited on the streets every year.

Chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore because it is a means of "tainting an environment free of dirt."

The handkerchief had been used by the Romans, who ordinarily wore two handkerchiefs: one on the left wrist and one tucked in at the waist or around the neck. In the fifteenth century, the handkerchief was for a time allowed only to the nobility; special laws were made to enforce this. The classical heritage was rediscovered during the Renaissance.

For hundreds of years, the Chinese zealously guarded the secret of sericulture; imperial law decreed death by torture to those who disclosed how to make silk.

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

By law, information collected in a U.S. census must remain confidential for 72 years.

Candy made from pieces of barrel cactus was outlawed in the U.S. in 1952 to protect the species.

In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat.

Connecticut and Rhode Island never ratified the 18th Amendment: Prohibition.

A few years back, a Chinese soap hit it big with consumers in Asia. It was claimed in ads that users would lose weight with Seaweed Defat Scented Soap simply by washing with it. The soap was sold in violation to the Japanese Pharmaceutical Affairs Law and was banned. Reportedly, the craze for the soap was so great that Japanese tourists from China and Hong Kong brought back large quantities. The product was also in violation of customs regulations. In June and July 1999 alone, over 10,000 bars were seized.

In most American states, a wedding ring is exempt by law from inclusion among the assets in a bankruptcy estate. This means that a wedding ring cannot be seized by creditors, no matter how much the bankrupt person owes.

In New York State, it is still illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car.

Vermont, Alaska, Hawaii, and Maine are the four states in the U.S. that do not allow billboards.

Wetaskiwin, Alberta from 1917: "It's against the law to tie a male horse next to a female horse on Main Street."

Women were banned by royal decree from using hotel swimming pools in Jidda, Saudi Arabia, in 1979.

In Riverside, California, there is an old law on the city's books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water.

In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.

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10 things the idiots do on mypace

ONE
W.A.K.E.U.P.
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.


FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who the hell cares?
ITS FUCKIN MYSPACE!!!


SIX
Who really gives a fuck if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
QUIT BEING A FUCKIN MORON

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The Time Has Come! It's Here! It's NOW! (28/6/06)
Current mood: accomplished

 Well the time has come!!

Im in hospital for my last chemo and I couldnt be happier!

When I got here today I got the best room with a couch and my room is full of balloons  and the nurses had brought me a cheese cake  and a choc mud cake , I dont know if they are celebrating my last chemo or the back of me!

I could imagine that it would only be because theyre seeing the back of me .... Not really! They love me ! Who doesnt! You wouldnt be reading this if you didnt think that , yep!

I think the nurses will enjoy the bottle of champagne that I got each of them !

Oh no! Chemo spill!! Watch out ! One of the nurses has a lot of cleaning to do!! Ha Ha I should laugh! They have to dress up really funny to clean it! Maybe I should eat some cake and watch her!

Well Ill be coming home tomorrow night and cant wait!

See you all soon !

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'1 in 40 Billion' Stick That Up Ya (9/6/05)
Current mood: excited

After nearly 1 year, 2 rare cancers, 10 Chemo's, 2 major operations, being told Im 1 in 40 billion, I Mr Matthew South have only one chemo left!! 
 Woo Hoo
This will take place on the 28th of June!

I would also like to inform my readers that I'm no longer a one legged cancer child, I am a 2-legged Cancer free child that is soon not to be in his teenager years! I had a scan a few weeks ago and they found something in my lung again but where unsure if it was cancer or just scar tissue! It was found to be nothing exciting.

I must say! Learning how to walk again isnt the most fun thing I have ever done! I was put into this room with 3 old men! I got about 2 hours sleep! One old man mumbled away in his sleep "hmmm... hmmm...." another one yelled out "OOHHHH" every 5 minutes just as I was about to nod off "OHHH" and the last guy talked in his sleep!!!! "Oh I look good don't I" Thats what he said! It did make me laugh  but I was so tired then had a full day of rehab... Lucky they let me go home over the weekend but I was back in on Sunday night! The same thing happened so on Monday after my rehab I was so tired I cracked it!  Had a tan tie  a hissie fit  what ever you wish to call it! I told the doctor that I wasn't staying anymore! .... I couldn't work out why I had to stay anyway! Its not like I was on any drips or anything! So I got to come home! The doctor told me that I would need 2 weeks of rehab but after 4 days I was told I could take my leg home home! I had to go in for chemo the next day anyway! The problem is with this chemo I puff up "thats puff" I know but I can't get my leg on now! Hahaha...

Have to catch up soon all!

.:.Matt.:.

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Little Left!
Current mood: impressed

It's all coming to an end! I have only got 2 chemo's left!

Things are finally looking up for once! i have my car back i have little chemo left and i have been testing out a new leg!

Walking on my new leg was the hardest thing i have done in a hell of a long time! but i will do it! it may just take some time....

~Matt~

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Oh Deer.... (10/04/06)
Current mood: okay

Oh Deer...

Yes, Oh Deer! watch out Matt's back on the road!

Look at the blood

So I finally got my car converted so I was back on the road! but as you can see from the pictures I didn't stay on the road for very long.
I was on my way home from Pakenham and hit a deer... yes a deer. When I do something I like to go all out. I didn't just get cancer I got my leg cut off, I didn't just hit a animal I had to hit a deer! Where the hell in Australia is there deer! well I found it. but lucky your with aami because it was a borderline write off but it's going to get fixed! woo hoo.

~Matt~

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