12 days of Single...
Current mood: rockin
Category: News and Politics

The Twelve Days of Single and the associated evenings of those twelve days (Twelve-tide), are the festive days beginning the evening of April 28 through the morning of Epiphany, May 09 (also known as, "my wedding day").

So if anyone want's to contribute to the celebration of my final 12 days of bachelorism. Feel free to take me out for drinks any weeknight (Note: your buying).

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Engaged
Current mood: happy
Category: Romance and Relationships

So, I finally asked Sarah to marry me... and she said yes. She rocks. Now if I can just pay that ring off!!! j/k

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blog v.6:23 AM!!!
Current mood: awake

Motherfuck daylight savings time and fuck the Ben Franklin it road in on! So here I am this morning, ready to go... but wait! Some dumb fucking Englishman had an idea to conserve energy. "Fall Back" can kiss my ass... and don't even get me started on "Spring Forward". Hey, let's all sleep an hour less tonight....it'll be fun.

So in closing... Ben Franklin... William Willett... Lyndon B. Johnson, and whoever else had their hand in the "Let's fuck with Will" pot, can go fuck themselves... (an hour early)

Currently listening : You Might as Well Try to Fuck Me By The Music Release date: 22 January, 2002

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blog v.3.

I would like to take this oportunity to discredit any nasty rumors about J.C. and myself. J.C. and I have never been to a football game together, nor was there any officiating of said football game. Any so called "proof" of this incident is obviously a sham... that's right, a sham. And by "sham", I don't mean an ornamental covering for a pillow, because that just doesn't make any sense. I leave you with this: "Evil Always Triumphs Over Good, Because Good Is Dumb." - Dark Helmet

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