William Couper

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Monday, October 13, 2008

Completion
Current mood: tired
Category: Writing and Poetry

He wiped the dust away and stepped back, cocking his head one way and then the other in admiration.  "I've done it again," he said.

Still smiling he swung the chisel in his hand and it slid between his ribs and into his heart.

The audience applauded.

© William Couper 2008

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Friday, October 10, 2008

Pups
Current mood: tired
Category: Writing and Poetry

Jamal was fully aware of the squirming, yelping, thudding sack that he was carrying into the foyer of the most expensive hotel in the city.  The stares of the patrons and staff were impossible to ignore.

 

And he didn't blame them.  He would be staring too.  He was wearing clothes that he hadn't worn for ten years, and should have thrown out a long while ago.  With a jumper stained with oil, jeans frayed and full of holes and shoes with soles desperate to escape, he looked like a tramp.

 

He was bewildered and somewhat afraid; though the doorman had let him through without a problem when he told him who wanted to see, he was still worried that a security guard would appear and escort him out again.

 

No one came to intercept and lead him out of the premises.  Even were he to walk in wearing his best working suit, he would feel uneasy, given his skin colour.  He was a little surprised that a have-a-go hero hadn't jumped him or some overzealous rich woman hadn't thrown her purse and jewellery at him in pre-emptive panic.

 

He smiled to himself and considered having expensive items might not be so bad, in the ten seconds before every man in the room leapt on him to heroically retrieve the stolen items from him.  The smile was no more than a flicker and was washed away by fear.

 

The shifty, unnerved looks were bad on their own, but he was left unaccosted to carry on to meet with the strange pair who were even now sitting on seats they had brought in with them and beneath a frilly parasol.

 

"Ah!  Mister Clarke, how wonderful of you to join us," said the man who gave his name only as Haph.  Haph saw the sack Jamal was dragging and bumping along and he smiled.  "I see that you weren't exaggerating when you said there were a lot of them."

 

"I can't imagine why someone would lie about this," said Jamal.  The sense of uneasiness increased as he got closer to the Haph and his female companion Sahq.

 

Haph shrugged and then unfurled himself from the chair.  Jamal was still staggered at how tall and thin the man was.  When he'd seen him walking up the garden path, he had guessed Haph was over six feet; when he opened the front door he changed his estimate to over seven feet.

 

"You would be surprised at how many people foolishly try to deceive Sahq and myself," said Haph, that incredible toothy smile almost unmoving as he spoke.  "Something – you have discovered yourself, Mister Clarke – that is completely impossible."

 

Haph offered his remarkable hand to Sahq and she took it to stand, dwarfed, next to him.  She offered Jamal a courteous smile that chilled him.  She didn't speak, hadn't from the moment he'd first seen her, and there was something about that which drilled more fear into him.

 

Jamal looked at Sahq for the first time since she and Haph had sat in his living room.  On a first glance he would have said that she was as emaciated at Haph, but this initial impression was always incorrect.  Like Haph, it was in her hands that Sahq's true nature could be guessed at.  Her hands were short, thick and stubby.  Men's hands that seemed to have been attached to a small feminine body, but the nails were long and, with great care, had been varnished in a deep red colour.

 

Haph's hands were long.  Almost as long as his forearms and gnarled with power and thick nobbly blue veins as thick as Jamal's pinkie.

 

He was stretching one of those mutant hands towards the squirming sack in Jamal's hand.  Without thinking Jamal took a fearful step back.  Haph shot him a worried, questioning glance, his cadaverous face becoming child-like.

 

"May I see the little darlings?" said Haph.

 

Jamal shook himself to maintain control and then slid the sack towards Haph's grasping hand.

 

With tremendous care, that looked out of character for those brutal fingers, Haph opened the sack.  The rush of light caused the puppies within to yap and jump with even greater fervour.  Haph sniffed and smiled with a sigh.  He closed the sack again.

 

"Perfect!" he said and turned to Sahq.  "Sahq, dear, do pay the man, for coming good on his promise."

 

Sahq slid forward, her hips swinging sensuously, but her pugilistic hands banging into her sides showed no grace at all.

 

She brought her fist up with a speed that was impossible to follow.  It struck him just below the ribcage and sent him stumbling backwards until he finally fell, skidding on the fine carpet.  Air blasted out of him in a rush and he lay coughing and laughing for a moment.

 

Sahq studied him while he rubbed the bruising place where her fist had struck.  She looked like a carpenter who was checking that a wooden beam was straight.

 

Those first breaths in days were fantastic.  Jamal got to his feet.  Haph nodded at him.

 

"You may leave now," he said.

 

"Whu-what are you going to do with those pups?" Jamal gasped.

 

"You've done your research, Mister Clarke." This made Jamal stop laughing and he gaped in shock at Haph, but he shouldn't have been surprised, he had found out about Haph and Sahq and what he had learned was shocking and unnerving.  Even from what he had witnessed of them, he found it unbelievable that any of it could be real.

 

The look of shock made Sahq's smile widen and reveal her perfect teeth.  Even though he smiled a lot, Haph rarely showed his teeth, but they were large and just a straight and white as Sahq's.

 

"You have found out the rumours about us," Haph went on.  "Here is the secret."

 

"They are all true," whispered Sahq and her voice was smooth and seductive enough to make him want to die.

 

Jamal felt ill and ran from the hotel.  He was glad he would never see Haph and Sahq again.

 

© William Couper 2008

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Thursday, October 09, 2008

Promo
Current mood: happy
Category: Writing and Poetry

The phone bleeped and Sylvia was tempted to ignore it.  Then she thought that it could be something worth her attention so she picked it up.  The number of the text message was of her service provider.

 

She rolled her eyes.  I would no doubt be some stupid promotional thing.  She opened it just to see.

 

The message made her reel with shock.

 

"Hi, we at SupaMobile are going to eat your uterus," it said.

 

© William Couper 2008

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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Blast Paste
Current mood: tired
Category: Writing and Poetry

She took a leaf from the bush as she passed the house, making sure the inhabitants didn't see her doing it.  She tried not to be too furtive, because she knew that would attract more attention.  So she plucked the leaf with what she hoped was easy nonchalance.

 

Out of her pocket she pulled the small pouch of powdered rocks, seeds and twigs that she had prepared earlier.  This one wet ingredient was all that she needed, but she had to work quickly and within line of sight of the house.

 

She poured the powder into her palm and crushed it into a paste with the leaf.  Already she could feel it heating up and she said the small final chant required.  The lump of paste shot out of her hand and straight up into the air.  It stopped six feet above her head and burst into flames before this tiny fire ball went like a missile towards the house.

 

The explosion came as she was running down the street.  It had worked even better than she hoped.

 

© William Couper 2008

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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Sky Snip
Current mood: happy
Category: Writing and Poetry

The sun was there again.  It kept hanging there in the sky, white and dazzling.  He hated it.  One day he would get a ladder long enough to reach it and then he would take his shears and snip the strings that kept it in the sky.

© William Couper 2008

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Monday, October 06, 2008

Limping Unit
Current mood: happy
Category: Writing and Poetry

The unit was definitely limping.  He had been controlling it for a long while and he could tell when one of the legs wasn't working the way that it should.

He flicked the control apparatus over to control the arms and hands too.  There was a constant open control to the vocal centres which was okay.  He asked for a holiday form so that the unit 'Bob' could see what the leg trouble was.

© William Couper 2008

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Friday, October 03, 2008

Charcoal
Current mood: happy
Category: Writing and Poetry

"It's just too eerie, isn't it?"

 

"Hmm."

 

Clayden stared at the wall.  The silhouette on the wall had a sooty quality to it, even though it was crisp and sharp as if it had been sprayed on through a stencil in charcoal.

 

These things had been found all over the city a week ago.  Mostly they were full body silhouettes.  There were a few single body parts silhouetted on the walls.

 

The next day came the rash of missing persons reports and odd admissions to hospitals – people missing arms and legs and the wounds looking as though they had been cauterised.  These injuries baffled the doctors.

 

Only one of the victims had been coherent enough to interview and she had told Clayden that there had been a strange, tall thin man who'd come out of nowhere and aimed a sleeve-covered arm at her.  The next thing she knew was that there was agony at the end of her arm and her hand vanished, leaving a silhouette of it on the wall behind her.

 

The silhouette Clayden and Nilans were looking at now was different, though similar.  They were certain this one was new and it was a man's hand.

 

"This only happened a few minutes ago at the most," said Clayden.

 

"How can you tell?" said Nilans.

 

"The doctors all agreed that this needed a huge amount of heat to achieve.  The air around here's pretty warm."

 

Nilans nodded in agreement.  Clayden didn't like this.  They had been called out a half an hour ago and it took them twenty minutes to get here.

 

He was about to say something else when, from the alleyway stumbled a terrified-looking man clutching the remains of his arm.  He looked at Clayden, his eyes wide and haunted and pained.

 

"Christ!" cried Nilans.  "Call an ambulance!"

 

Nilans ran to the stricken man and got him to sit on the sidewalk, and began to speak quietly and soothingly to the man.  Nilans was a good and humanitarian policeman; that was to be what got him killed.

 

The man looked behind Clayden and his expression of stark terror deepened.  He scrambled away from Nilans, who kept up his soothing litany even as the man started to shout and to push him away.

 

Clayden pulled his gun from his shoulder holster and was turning when the air temperature became furnace hot and Nilans disappeared and the injured man was covered in a layer of charcoal.

 

The shooter was just as the woman had described and Clayden took aim at him.  Three shots and he knew that each one was good, but not one seemed to do what it ought to.  Each one hit the man's torso, and he simply stood there looking at Clayden, his eyes hidden by a wide-brimmed hat.

 

One thing that he did take notice of was the visible flashes of skin, mottled grey and livid red.  It was that observation as much as the ineffectiveness of his bullets that made Clayden run.  He felt the heat at his back, but didn't turn back.

 

© William Couper 2008

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Thursday, October 02, 2008

Speculation
Current mood: happy
Category: Writing and Poetry

Now.  Now you gotta here me out.

 

I'm just saying.

 

Just lemme say it.

 

You wait outsida the school and you grab the little scrote.

 

Right?

 

Then ya take 'im back to your flat or somewhere even more private.

 

Okay?

 

That's where ya can start cuttin' on him.  Take days.  Pop out his eyes.  Cut off his little balls.  Really have fun.

 

Yeah?

 

What?  What's the matter with you?

 

Don't you think his mum's hot?

 

© William Couper 2008

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Exterminate
Current mood: tired
Category: Writing and Poetry

Thwack!

 

"Ow!  Little bastard!  Missed!"

 

Thwack!

 

"That's three hundred and eighty quid."

 

Dawn stared at Paul in astonishment.  Paul could only shrug.  The sign said 'Wasps killed – £10'.  It sounded like a bargain.

 

When the man turned up at the door carrying a slipper, they assumed that he was going to go back to his car to get some proper equipment.  That was twenty minutes ago.

 

Thwack!

 

"That's three hundred and ninety quid."

 

© William Couper 2008

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Enlarge
Current mood: annoyed
Category: Writing and Poetry

June checked all of the readings and equipment before she radioed, saying, "All systems are still functioning.  Re-enlargement has been successful."

 

The view outside the vessel was not the insanely magnified version that she had looked at before entering the monkey's body.

 

With all the excitement of a schoolgirl, she rushed back to the capture chambers.

 

Her excitement disappeared when, instead of enlarged blood cells, bacteria and viruses were puddles of mush at the bottom of each chamber.

 

That experiment had failed.

 

© William Couper 2008

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