so yes! today is my birthday! as such ive gotten two presents and am plentifully happy with that. one is a book called 2012 and apparently its written by some guy who used to do stephen king type stuff and then he was abducted by aliens? and since then his writing has totally changed. well the book deals with the fact that the mayan calendar ends in the year 2012 when all the planets are supposed to align (wierd no? real life fact!) and the basis is an end of the world type of thing where aliens are ripping out peoples souls. sounds interesting. the other present i got is the "orange box" a computer game 3 pack so im happily entertained with my free time for the next few weeks right there!
additionally for my birthday a co worker (lori) whos totally awesome is taking me out to an espresso stand in town where apparently the girls all wear lingire for thier uniforms. plance has only been open since like spring but its done so well already that they are opening a second location! i can see that being an awesome thing in the summer? but damn those girls are going to fucking freeze wearign nothing but underwear in the winter! i pity them that. lol i suppose it works out well tho, every year i request "BOOBS" for my birthday when people ask me what i want. i think this is the closest ive ever gotten to it for a birthday present tho! lol.
aside from the birthday stuff tho things are hectic but generally well. im thinking of buying a house and have been watching our union negotiations as they look like wages could be going up, anywhere from 16.50 to 18.00 an hour! lol for yakima? thats hella good money with insurance and full benefits :D ive also hit that point where i get 3 weeks paid vacation a year and am taking off the week ending the 20th of this month. now every time in past years ive taken off a week for vacation? something goes horribly wrong. usually with me winding up sick or with bodily injury. hopefully i have better luck this vacation!
the love life! im still single. did wind up dating a nice girl named crystal for a week but nice as she was, she just wasnt the girl for me and i had to do the bastardly thing and dump her. seems to be no hard feelings on either side for us so thats a good thing! aside from that not much going on in the dating world.
aside from that im promoting this totally fucked up new awesome movie called repo the genetic opera that i cant wait to see!!! and i figure that since its my birthday? il finish this off by posting the most awesome song of all time shown to me by my brother sean!
so one of our cats named borat (when he was born my parents thought he was literally retarded so thus came the name) is my fathers baby, he does not go outside at all! cats about a year and a half old now and my mother bought a harness / leash to take him outside with the other kitties.
so they go outside, the neighbor starts up his saw, and that scares the crap out of borat, who tries to bolt. and once he realizes he is on a leash and cant go? he FREAKS! he starts spinning and hissing and flipping around and spitting and when my mother tries to pull him in twoards the house? he bites her in the top of the foot and hits right into an artery!
so she drove herself to the medi center for a tetnis shot, she lost alot of blood. the lawn? has blood everywhere in the grass! the mushrooms are soaked even! there are bloody footsteps across the patio, and her sandals in the bathtub when i got home? are SOAKED in blood, pooled on there and absoloutley dripping with blood! crazy shit no? shes ok now, but borat is NOT acting himself. he dont want anyone fucking with him right now and seems really unhappy and ... yeah. crazyness!
so this lady comes into work today and tells me theres a jeep on fire in our parking lot. so i call the boss and tell her, and she comes down with this totally confused look on her face like she does not believe me, and starts walking out the front door, and less then 10 seconds later comes running back in yelling for our video girl to call 911 as she grabs the fire extinguisher and heads back out the door. i made my courtesy stop bagging for me and follow the boss out there to see if there was anything he could do to help her out. thats when it happened .... see with our phones at work? you have to push 9 to get an outside line (something our video department people should KNOW as they make calls from that phone plenty!) well, our video girl starts yelling across the front lobby that "i dont know how to call 911, whats the phone number? it wont work!" and i see our PIC on duty give her a look that just says "duh" and she calls back to her really slow 9-9-1-1! my life is complete. i can die now, i have finally heard someone honestly ask what the number for 911 is.
so the boss goes out, with a full size fire extinguisher, and the guy grabs a lil mini fire extinguisher out of the back and the hood of his jeep is jumpin around and shaking and smokes pouring out, so whats he do? he pops the hood! thereby feeding the fire lots of oxygen. and it roars to life and damned near roasts this fucking idiot! how stupid do you gotta be anyhows?
and right there im going to end this story for now cause im feeling VERY VERY sick. i just got 3 spider bites a few moments ago and they fucking hurt very very badly and im all hot and dizzy and sick to my stomache and i really fucking hate spiders and ... yeah i took some benedryl and im going to go lay down. my back and upper back feel like they are on fire in those 3 spots. damned spiders! :P goodnight!
so i actually have 2 new photos up (yes its so rare i get new photos its actually blog worthy! sad no?) they were taken by my cousin michelle (if i dont refrence her "beauty" she will attempt to kill me) ahem. my "beautiful" cousin michelle, and they are of my wrestling aroudn with my cousin chris. in other news i acutally put up a video on my page! .... well not "ON" my page? but under the view my videos thing you can see it. its an evil video taken by my neighbor bruce being evil and catching me dancing with some drunk girl at a kareokee bar, then he started emailing it to people! ..... very evil. so i figure what the hell, il put it on my page for everyone to get a good laugh out of! lol. be warned tho, its LOUD and the noise sucks!
other things going on latley include my finally hitting eight years at work, and getting 3 weeks paid vacation added onto my account. im thinking i need to take a plane trip and go visit some friends! ive got a few ideas for where i want to go and so far the leading one is to visit my friends RJ and hannah in rock springs wyoming! god i need out of this fucking town. anyhows people enjoy the evil video and feel free to give me crap about my dancing! lol
so as of june 28th ive been at my job for eight years and now have 3 more weeks of vacation added on. not really 100 percent sure where im goin or what im doin with it tho. aside from that not alot new goin on except my recent obesssion with a few things, one being repo, the genetic opera, check it out people. the other thing being a recurring theme in all of my conversations. thats right. the theme is midgets. for those of you curious? check out tuckermax.com and look for the story on midgets. you will NOT be dissappointed.
so back in the first / second grade there was this girl. her name was aimee bosso and she was my best friend back then. she was also my "girlfriend" and i was her "boyfriend" and i kissed her under the table a few times lol. she moved away way back then while we were still in grade school. here its over 15 years later and ive never forgotten her. just one of those early childhood friends who made such an impact on your life ya never forget them!
well heres the thing. i decided to try looking her up. now i have no fucking clue as to why im even bothering to, i dont know what id say if i found her, i dont know that she would remember me at all. she could be dead for all i know! and the thing is? i have NO IDEA where the hell she moved to after she left washington. crazy eh? well i looked her up on searching for myspace by that name? ..... 500 results ..... im going to be sending random ass people messages all fricking night lol. does the term needle in a haystack sound familiar to anyone? i dont even know why the hell im doin this! lol but im determined and if i can? im gonna find her :)
so i was off late last night and someone quit. this mornin? i was dead tired but in a really good mood! (somethin happened last night that has me all super happy an shit lol not gonna get into it in this blog tho) anyhows tho, i get to work first thing in the mornin at seven and take my customers into checkstand 4. they unload thier groceries and i realize that number four has no fricking till. so i have them pack up thier decent sized order back into the cart and go to move to another checkstand. once we start walkin away from 4 tho? out comes one of the girls i work with and shes got all the tills with her lol. so i move the people back to number 4 and ring them up!
so soon as i finish ringing them up i realize that my monitor is black and dead! joy :P so i use my lil personal display to give them thier total and move my entire 3 person line thats unloaded on my chestand over to number 3. while im ringing them up the boss comes down and fixes the monitor. yays! so i finish my order and move back to checkstand 4 again. suddenly i get 3 orders all at the exact same time and i go to ring them up? .... my conveyor belt on 4 is dead now. SO i move eeeeveryone back to 3 again! all this? was in the first 15 minutes of my shift. whadda fuckin start! lol. lets just say that the crazynes continued the entire day!
eventually one of the other checkers tried to use 4 and i told him (jack) that the belt didnt work! he just gave me a look knowing what a smartass i am and went in there anyhows thinking i was just giving him shit. lol started the first order then moved his entire line to another checkstand before he was even done with it! lol. totally didnt believe me! :D was hilarious stuff. psycho day! lol :)
so yesterday morning i had a dentist appointment for a routine cleaning, after i was finished up there i walked down the street to arctic circle for a burger and fries for breakfast (was about 10:30 at this point. a burger was appropriate!)
as im sitting there eating my food this couple walks in, and right off the bat neither of them has a look of intelligence about them. they come in, order a bag O burgers and a bag O fries. after they got the food they promptly headed out the door and within a minute came right back in again and talked to the lady at the counter. as the woman described it outloud : he locked the "clicky thingie" in the car that unlocks and starts it!
so im sitting here amused but feeling kinda bad for these 2 morons and they come up to me (i was the only customer in there at the time) and ask if i have a slim jim. i told them sorry but no. and the guys standing there looking around freaking out and pulls out his phone and asks me "who do i call for something like this? the police?" and i told him "no, your going to have to call a locksmith and its probably going to run you at least fifty dollars. maybe even eighty." so the guy sits down and they keep freaking out and talking about the "clicky thingie" trying to figure out what to do ..... and then it happens.
suddenly he stands up and after at least 5-10 minutes of freaking out? i finally get to see what he has in his hands. and i do quote here " hey, i have these, think this will work?" and holds up the car key. the car key thats been in his hand the whole time. and when he said that? i mean that he said it in a total QUESTION. as if there was a doubt in his head about wether or not the actual car key could allow him to unlock the car and get at the quote "clicky thingie".
they instantly grabbed the food and left. the lady behind the counter there shared one hell of a laugh for a long time. i need to start carrying a video camera around with me all of the time lol.
going into writing this i dont even know if i can explain it myself. but i feel the need to try.
im in love. ive recently been seeing an ex girlfriend of mine. the only one that i truly loved. the only person period that i have ever TRULY loved. things ended badly between us 3 years ago and i thought that i damned near hated her! but recently we began to talk again, and i realized that i loved her still, even after three years apart. part of the effect of that bad breakup is ive never been whole this entire time. but i feel that i finally am now. i got closure on alot of things. and its made me a far happier, much more mature, and finally a "content" person that i am today.
we arent seeing eachother anymore. things didnt work out and she found someone new. at first? i took it badly and took to drinking and other emo reactions. but im ok now :) i wish her the best of luck with him and im not being a sarcastic asshole there at all. i love her. with all of my heart. and i finally realize that now. i belive that no matter what happens between us and how she may possibly hurt me, that i always will love her. LOL i must be a true glutton for punishment eh? :D lmao! but its ok! somehow ive found a true measure of inner peace. its not an issue of holding out for her, but somehow i dont even know that i need to look for someone else to love and be in my life anymore.
im sad beyond comprehension. but at the same time im happy beyond all description. ive finally found love. and i know that she loves me back. we may never be together again, she may always be with another man, and as much as that hurts? im going to be ok :) i guess its when your heart finally dies that it begins to beat its truest. if i died tomorrow, i would die a content man.
as of this point im not looking for a new love. im not looking for sex. and maybe il wind up with this true love of mine some far off day? but i know that for now she is not ready. and thats ok. i know she is happy where she is and thats ok, because all i want is to simply see her happy.
even tho im now alone and sad. im still a exceptionally happy and content man. may all who read this be as happy as ive found, and be happy for me :) thank you.
