Hey Dad, welcome to my shitlist

So, just like last time my dad tagged me I have to tell you ten things. These are things I want to do before I die. Then I have to tag ten other people and annoy them. Here goes...

1. Seeing my Dad would be nice(so I can kill him)

2. Start college.

3. Finish college

4. Go to Scotland.

5. Make 10 million dollars so that I can live off the interest for the rest of my life.

6. Hang-gliding.

7. Live in the woods for six months with only the clothes on my back, a knife, a bow and arrows, and a good friend.

8. Start seeing a woman who isn't "monagamously challenged"

9. Find the person who started chains like this one and go back in time to kill them before they started it.

10. Live one week without second guessing myself at least once.

Tagged
Colin
Deanna
Morgan
Fyre
Nielle
Ericky
Haleigh
Joab
Rapheal
Jules

10:52 AM - 7 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment

Thanks Dad, you will pay

Ok, thanks to my Dad I have to write ten things people don't want to know about me, and follow that up with victimizing 8 other people. Good God this is like Amway.

1. I don't like it when people touch my face, don't know why, it just bothers me.

2. I like to sleep naked(there goes a mental picture for you that will ruin your life).
3. I mix my cereals, ya know, some cheerioes with crunch berries and a little Count Chocula.
4. I have interrogated my cat, obviously I failed to get any useful information out of him.
5. I'm a video game savant, even if I hate the game.

6. I'm ticklish, until I know that you are trying to tickle me, then I'm not ticklish, try as much as you like.
7. My dreams have a soundtrack.

8. I have no tattoos or body piercings, but I do have scars and scars on scars.

9. I have a theory that penguins will take over the world. Not immediatly but in a few hundred years.
10. I over-analyze everything, but I'm right 80% of the time.

As for my eight victims:
1.Jules
2.Morgan
3.Fyre
4.Rapheal
5.Matt
6.Joab
7.Alison
8.Ericky

Sorry to you all for what I have now involved you in.

10:17 AM - 5 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment

Toasting the years gone by

I would like to make a toast

     To the first who was almost the last
To the one who tossed her line until she was to fade
     To the one who watched from afar and acted far too late
To the adventures that never should have been
     To the heart that set sail for brighter shores
To the one who taught while he could
     To the one that made me who I am
To the one I left behind
     To the ones who stayed while the rest deserted
To the brave souls, don't let your voice go silent
     To the one dumb enough to trust her
To the one who used and abused the ones that loved
     To Canada, for outing me before I got too far
To California for shaking things up a bit
     To Denver, may your chilly days never see me again
To the Evil Empire, you just didn't know what you had
     To the walls that hold us up
To the stupid, thanks for making me look smarter
     To the days long gone, thank the heavens
To insomnia, you've been with me longer than anyone
     To Franky, you fought the good fight

Not just a toast for me though, I'm sure if we all think about it we can find a match for every toast. Except for Franky, that one is kinda specific.

Drink up, some nights are short, some are long, and one will last forever
       
                                          Lost Traveler.

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The Legend of Billy O' the billy goat
Current mood: confused

     Billy O' the billy goat was living on a nice little farm in the land of Plumfuktd, which was coincidentally just beyond yonder mountains. The farm was owned, lived on, and worked by Farmer John. He loved Billy O' very much, and often they ate dinner together, and Billy O' followed Farmer John everywhere.

     The Land of Plumfuktd was plagued by an evil Dragon. The King's Law stated that every month, every Farmer would draw straws and the loser would have to send one of his livestock to the Dragon as a sacrafice. Farmer John never lost....until today.

     Farmer John only had Billy O' for his livestock, the rest of his farm was fields. So with a heavy heart he sent Billy O' to be the sacrafice to the Dragon. It was a sorrowful goodbye despite Billy O's assurances that everything would be alright. That was the saddest day of Farmer John's life, his best friend was gone forever.

     Three days later, Billy O' came trotting happily back down the mountain. Farmer John saw him and was filled at once with hope and dread. "Billy O' " he exclaimed, "What are you doing, we will all be killed, you must go back!" Billy O' smiled and said "That mean ol' Dragon won't be bothering anybody anymore." Farmer John stared in wonder and awe as his friend explained what had happened. "So you see", said Billy O', "I've eaten the Dragon."
    
     Did I forget to mention that Billy O' was a fifty foot tall billy goat.

10:40 PM - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment

Been a while

Ok, yea, it has been a while since I've posted. This is my first post since I got my skinny ass back to town, so I'll catch everyone up on a few things.

Family stuff in Cali : is settled, if non-existant = settled.

For those of you who don't know, I'm currently in the possession of the most adorable cat on earth. His name is Fel, Felony, Monkey, Monkat..etc....For those of you who have met the little terror, he isn't so little anymore.

In other news, I do realize that I need to get more pictures, mostly of the Monkey( so I can make everyone jealous) and a few of me(though I haven't changed appearance much) I think I would try naked if it wasn't for the no nudity rule, and the Humane Society, and the lawsuits for blindness, ok, now that I've beaten the horse to death, moving on.

Franky(my PC) is getting ancient(old is putting things far too nicely) and I should probably upgrade, but I'm kinda attached, let's face it, I've had my PC longer than I've known most people( omg that is sad).

I've quit the needless crap in my life. No more computer games, no more games period, unless I'm playing with a group of good friends, or there is drinking involved.

I live with 2 crazy characters, Fyre who is strange but true. T who loves to complain so much that he has complained about not being able to complain.

3 cats in the house, we have my Fel, the terror. Bird, the Old and Wise. And Max, the on Ice so thin he is practicly walking on water. Reason is that he has stolen a cheeseburger and a No Fear from me. For those of you who no me those are dangerous habits to develop.

Anyway, Merry XXX-mas to all, and to all a good night

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Brainfood

Just a few questions that went through my mind the other night and I wanted to share them because maybe it'll help someone or maybe it will just be some mental excercise for ya.

1. How strong is the force of will, what could we really accomplish with it, either alone or united?

2. What would you do if you found out, beyond a shadow of doubt, that you only had 24 hours left to live?

3.  Pick one major event in  your life, now, what if it happened differently, or not at all, where would you be now, and would you still be the same person you are?

5:58 PM - 2 Comments - 1 Kudos - Add Comment