Multiple Personality Wood
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My last one

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THIS IS NOT A HOLIDAY YOU FUCKS

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H&R Block, how are you in business?
Category: Blogging

    I've never really had to boycott anything before, because I never really cared that much, and realize that people DO make mistakes. So even if someone messes up something for me at a business, I tend to give out second chances.

    H&R block, you had your second chance with me.
I don't know why I didn't see the warning sign that my local H&R block was less than professional when I tried to become a tax preparer and took their "courses" long ago, and they screwed me and a friend out of, not only, 160 dollars for taking the classes, but also a job. How you wonder? Well towards the end of our classes during the exam time, after my friend and I took the test and got within the percentile of passing, the woman teaching the class changed the passing grade on us, and made it to where her and I didn't qualify, but of course we couldn't get a refund, because we'd signed a waiver that it was non-refundable.
That was one fuck up.
Now the most recent (because I was a stay at home mom the last 5 years, I haven't had to file, until this year).
I go to HR block (first stupid move). And they cost me an arm and a leg to file my damn taxes... look, I don't know shit about this tax stuff, so of course I stupidly went to them and let them file my shit.
Second mistake, the lady that did them, did them wrong.
My financial adviser at school was taking in my information from my filed taxes and says "This stuff was done wrong, why didn't you claim head of household, and get your hope credit?" I told her I don't have a clue, because I didn't. Well she was instantly pissed, and said that they screwed me big time.
So she tells me to go back to HR block, and tell them to amend my taxes free of charge and give me my status HOH, and hope credit.
I walk into HR block, and this behemeth woman comes walknig up asking if she can help me, I say "Yes, I've been advised that you've done my taxes wrong, and I need them amended", she says "who told you that they were wrong?" I said my financial adviser... before even LOOKING at my tax papers she instantly says "Well your financial adviser is nuts"... those exact words, and then continues to look for my 1040 papers. After I tell her I should have been filed HOH, and gotten my hope credit, she looks over my "total income" which was merely 1800 dollars and some change, and says "Well you can't file HOH because you didn't make enough money last year, there is no way that you can support a family of any kind, OR yourself on 1800 dollars in a year, so someone else HAD to have been helping you, or supporting you." and then she went into why I wasn't eligible for a hope credit with some tax bumble that I didn't understand.
The next day I go into my adviser and tell her what that woman told me, and my adviser tells me "It's none of her damn business what you made in a year, you are HEAD OF YOUR HOUSEHOLD". I've also been advised by many other people that I should have been filed HOH no matter HOW much I made.
So this is my public outting for the boycott of HR block, and when this is all said and done, I hope that HR block will either START being more professional, or be out of business.
I will also be calling the BBB, and contacting the corperate office.

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Do people really get that upset?

    Ok, I want to know if I am the only one who doesn't get all scared and upset when my children sleep away from my home.
    I see it a lot, where people are allowing their kids to sleep over with their grandparents, etc... and they claim that it scares them slightly, and they worry about them, etc. But I'm thinking "shit, I wish I could get a damn break"...
    Am I the only one that doesn't get that worked up? I mean I love and care about my kids, but shit... LOL

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My son turned 7 yesterday
Category: Art and Photography

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April Fools, is for children.

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My blog will

    The other day at work, I got into a discussion with a couple of my co-workers about funerals, and costs, and shit. I’ve never really talked about how I want my shit to go, because I’m just not that interested in it. But for the sake of talking about it, I’m going to state here, how I want my funeral.

I don’t want one.

That’s right, I don’t want one. Don’t waste your money, etc. Well it’d be my parents, I assume, but I don’t want them or anyone else to spend money on some lavish fucking coffin. I don’t want people standing over me, crying, etc. Just cremate me (on your own of course, because that cost money for some reason, too). Take a lighter, light a fire, and throw my body in it. Then take my ashes, if you can, and put em somewhere if you want, I don’t care. Whatever doesn’t cost anyone any damn money. I never see the point in funerals, I mean, yeah I go to them when someone close dies, but I feel awkward. Like... do I have to cry? Should I cry? Should I walk up there? Should I say something? It’s awkward, damn it. People cry and bellow over a dead body, and then after that, is the burial, where you bury a huge 10k piece of wood. Unless you plan on digging that thing back up and re-using it, don’t get one for me, it’s a waste of money. And besides, the insides will get all dirty and gross from my decomposing body. Do you really want to spend that kind of money for it to get ruined? Well, I don’t and I am telling who the hell ever, do not do it for me. I will haunt you, I swear it. Don’t ... do .. it...

Save your money or give it to my kids, or if my kids don’t want or need it, give it to someone that could use it, if you REALLY want to burn that hole in your pocket, then do it, but not on my decomposing body.

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*New series* The internets stupid people (part 1)
Category: Blogging

    We all see it in comments, in blogs, in surveys. We see it everywhere. That dreaded bad spelling and grammar. It’s horrid!
    You see it and think "My god, what does that say??? Who fucking parented that waste?" At least, that’s what I think anyway.
I run into so many things that have comments on them, and I often read the comments, because a lot of times it’s entertaining to see so many stupid people fighting over something that has nothing to do with the what they’re commenting on!
I’ve decided that when I see something so ridiculous, I’m going to blog it. I’ll save up a whole bunch and quote them, along with the site I found them on. This should be fun, and entertaining!

My first victim is someone that did a survey on a popular little survey site... while this fucktard isn’t the only one, I just happened to see it
Here is a sample of said "survey"
whats yo name dudez?
do u love yo momma?
r u gay?
y r u gay?

Is that for real? I’m getting a headache just looking at that. Shoot yourself, please.

I will be posting another blog, with like 20 more! Be looking for it.

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I’m too good for generic anything
Category: Life

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It has to stop now...

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My shitty apartment life (part 500)

    There isn’t really 500 articles written about my apartment life, it just seems like it.

    If you recall my talking about my good neighbors moving out, well they’re gone. I waved them off and told them to have a good trip. *tear*
I have since gained new neighbors.
They were moving in when I got home on... Monday? Yeah I think it was then.
So they look like decent people, very nice vehicles, nice looking people. They have two huge dogs, very friendly. One of them tried to come into my apartment while I was putting the groceries away, ha! He was very hyper to say the least.
She was getting ready to "clean up his poo". Now I know they’re good, especially if she’s doing that! Trashy people leave it there.
While I think they may be alright, I have a complaint already about them, sigh.
First of all, there should be some kind of rule about what time you can be moving shit around, or moving shit in or out. Those times should be not after 11pm, and not before 8 am. The other night, I was about to fall asleep when I hear a lot of noise from them moving stuff.. it’s 11:30 pm. I didn’t actually fall asleep until around 1am, due to them moving stuff around.
My second complaint...
We have patios, and brick walls seperating those patios. Which is like a perfect lining up of where to park your vehicles. They have a nice white truck and a nice white car. I have one car. I keep my car in between my brick walls.... they do not.
They have their white car half way into my side of the wall, and they’re almost rubbing my car =/. Other than that... it’s alright.
My other neighbors can fuck off that’s for sure. I couldn’t even take a nap a little while ago, because they decided to blast some music. On top of that, I NOW know where the misc. trash keeps coming from! I get some trash blown onto my patio, or in my yard, and I know the source. There is an apartment a few down from mine, and their patio is nothing but trash bags, and shit. It’s disgusting! FUCK I hate it here.
Oh, did I mention my new neighbors are from Illinois? Lol, they still have the license plates on their vehicles.

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It reads minds....

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More new pictures!
Category: Art and Photography

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"I don’t want to eat because I’m fat"
Category: Life

    My daughter said this to me just yesterday. The day she only had a couple bites of cereal, and a few chicken nuggets.

    She sure as fuck didn't get it from me, because I eat (and believe me, it's noticable). And I'm not one to really care about my weight (also noticable) Lol. Skinny people suck!

No really, I don't obsess over my weight, so I don't have a clue where she'd have gotten it from!

    She only watches Madagascar on the TV over and over. So it couldn't be from that.

    Speaking of that... would you all like me to recite that movie for you? Because I can. I know every single word, I does!

    Seriously, where?
I hope her not eating much is just a phase, I know Austin went through it, but shit, after that comment she made, I don't know...

    I don't want her thinking that being "fluffy" is a bad thing, because it's not!

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