if Castlevania was a woman...

I'd marry it...

Currently listening : Final Fantasy I & II By Game Music Release date: 2002-10-28

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Alright, vampire killers... let’s kill some fucking vampires.
Category: Religion and Philosophy

What's better than Castlevania?



....damn near nothing....

Currently listening : Chrono Trigger: Original Sound Version By Yasunori Mitsuda Release date: 2004-11-23

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Summer Super Nintendo Extravaganza!!!!11
Current mood: nostalgic

As you all know summer is right around the corner so I figured I'd celebrate that fact by doing the same thing I did countless summers as a child... play the shit out of video games... I know us grown-up types don't get time off like all those undeserving little shits but I figure I'll make the best of it... so I have a question... which one of these games that I put countless hours into as a child should I start on? These are pretty much the games that come to my mind when I think of summer...













What do you think?

Currently playing : Super Nintendo NES System - Video Game Console

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sad and lonely...

...

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Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Current mood: invincible under the sun
Category: invincible under the sun Religion and Philosophy

5130 - 9651 - 1125 - 6077: Wii Code
1633 - 4003 - 6457: Brawl Code
3179 - 6920 - 4736: Kart Code


also message me for my phone number so you can text me when you want me to play...

Currently watching : Ranma 1/2 - OAV Series, Episodes 1-12 Release date: 2003-01-28

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How ’bout a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Current mood: sick
Category: Travel and Places

Ever wonder how tilapia might taste if it was marinated in Hawaiian Punch? Well wonder no more...



Blind Predictions for Worst Taste
John
Berry Blue Typhoon

Yaaka
Green Berry Rush

Chris
Berry Blue Typhoon

Randi
Green Berry Rush

Blind Predictions for Least Worst Taste
John
Orange Ocean

Yaaka
Orange Ocean

Chris
Orange Ocean

Randi
Orange Ocean

the test subjects perform a taste test with each flavor to make predictions before the fish is cooked...


DLPChris


Yaaka


John "Babyhead" Weiss


Randi

Post Marinade Taste Predictions for Worst Taste
John
Berry Blue Typhoon

Yaaka
Green Berry Rush

Chris
Berry Blue Typhoon

Randi
Berry Blue Typhoon

Post Marinade Taste Predictions for Least Worst Taste
John
Orange Ocean

Yaaka
Orange Ocean

Chris
Fruit Juicy Red

Randi
Green Berry Rush



Boo Berry is a haunting reminder of our own unmaking...

Most Likely to Quit
John
Randi

Yaaka
Randi

Chris
Yaaka

Randi
Chris

Most Likely to Finish
John
Randi

Yaaka
Yaaka....

Chris
Chris

Randi
John

10 Hours Later...



The marinade soaked in well over night and turned the fish their respective colors...



I've got a really bad feeling about this...



This man clearly has no idea what he's in for...



Adding the seasoning...

Orange Ocean seasoned with Orange Kool-aid

Green Berry Rush seasoned with Lemon-Lime Kool-aid

Fruit Juicy Red seasoned with Black Cherry Kool-aid

Berry Blue Typhoon seasoned with Berry Blue Kool-aid



Last Predictations Before Cooking...

Worst Taste
John
Berry Blue Typhoon

Yaaka
Green Berry Rush

Chris
Berry Blue Typhoon

Randi
Berry Blue Typhoon

Least Worst Taste
John
Orange Ocean

Yaaka
Orange Ocean

Chris
Orange Ocean

Randi
Green Berry Rush



Mmmmmm!



God, what have we wrought...?

Post cooking predictions...

Worst Taste
John
Berry Blue Typhoon

Yaaka
Green Berry Rush

Chris
Berry Blue Typhoon

Randi
Green Berry Rush

Least Worst Taste
John
Orange Ocean

Yaaka
Orange Ocean

Chris
Orange Ocean

Randi
Orange Ocean



Some of us were still stupidly amused by this experiment...


...but not for long...





We all started with Green Berry Rush...

Chris managed to choke his piece down after gagging and nearly losing it...

Yaaka had already had enough and spit his out all over himself as well as off the balcony...

John also rose to the challenge and managed to finish his piece...

Randi managed to eat half of her piece before spitting the other half out...

next was Orange Ocean... the popular vote for least worst in the majority of the predictions...

Chris managed to finish his piece with ease after the Green Berry Rush

Yaaka still reeling from his encounter with Green Berry Rush didn't put much of a dent in Orange Ocean before spitting it out...

"If Green was being raped by a rhino, then Orange was merely being raped by a goat." - John

Randi said "It was the best but she'd never eat it again."

next... the aptly named Berry Blue Typhoon...

" I nearly lost it twice while chewing. Swallowing it took about five tries." - Chris

"Oh God... uuuh... *hack* *cough* Oh... uuuhhhh... yeah, okay fuck this...." - Yaaka

Yaaka submits..

"This rhino has AIDS." - John

Randi is stricken speechless...

over halfway now... the point of no return... Fruit Juicy Red

"Oh this isn't that ba-OH GOD!!!" - Chris

Yaaka did not taste Fruit Juicy Red

"At this point the rhino lets up just to give you a back massage." - John

Randi gave it a small taste... but went no farther...

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!!

The Omnifish... seasoned with all Kool Aid Flavors and marinated in all flavors of Hawaiian Punch...

Chris was so numb by his prior encounters that he had become nilhilistic and lost all hope...

"No." - Yaaka

"This rhino at least bought you dinner..." - John

Randi was unable to comment...



a similar feeling had by all...

Post Taste Votes...

Worst Taste
John
Berry Blue Typhoon

Yaaka
Green Berry Rush

Chris
Berry Blue Typhoon

Randi
Berry Blue Typhoon

Least Worst Taste
John
Orange Ocean

Yaaka
Orange Ocean

Chris
Orange Ocean

Randi
Orange Ocean

Worst Taste
Berry Blue Typhoon

Least Worst Taste
Orange Ocean

Quitter
Yaaka

"Winner"
Chris/John

John and Chris were declared the winners because they managed to finish all of their fish...

tune in next week... when we try this horrible experiment with popular and unknown enery drinks...

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it’s nice...

when you finally come to the realization that the people you care about really don’t give a fuck about you...

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...new?
Current mood: gamestop is gayness
Category: gamestop is gayness Religion and Philosophy

Anyone else tired of buying new games from shitty ass Gamestop or EB and having them not only opened but covered with fucking stickers? I bought No More Heroes and Professor Layton and the Curious Village today and yeah... No More Heroes was opened and covered with their stupid ass stickers. Now I've heard that they do this because Gamestop employees are allowed to try out new games for free and then later the store will resale them as new. Which if that's true... is complete bullshit. Anyone else know about this crap? I'm seriously getting tired of this fucking store... It's rare that I buy used games anyway so I think I'm going to stop going to this fucking shithole...

Currently playing : Ogre Battle

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this thing
Category: Life

Currently playing : Mass Effect Release date: 20 November, 2007

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Final Fantasy turns 20 today...

Currently playing : Final Fantasy VI Release date: 05 February, 2007

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