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September 6, 2008 - Saturday Britney Rehearsing For The VMA’S?! Hey kids! Just go back into town from Vegas and now will checking out the party circuit going on for the VMA's. Word has been buzzing about Britney possibly opening up the show Sunday. We will try to get as much dirt as we can about the show and if the rumors are true. The one thing we know is the heffa has been rehearsing for something these past few weeks. And since we all know the Spear's camp is not filled with a group of "rocket scientist". We will place Vegas odds that she will be performing. Now since I know half of my readers could give a rat's ass what the crazy cow is doing. For those who are. This was Brit this week rehearsing . BTW....please turn the sound down if you do watch it. .. Video: Britney's Back!   .. Well be back this weekend with a new blog. 4:20 AM - 11 Comments - 12 Kudos - Add Comment August 29, 2008 - Friday TTB’S LABOR DAY CELEBRITY BASH-A-THON Current mood: annoyed Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities Hey Kids! I'm headed off to Vegas this weekend so your boy is going to be down for the count for about a week. But you know I will be back. I would like to thank all of you who have commented on the blog titled " WORSE VIDEO EVER MADE BY MAN"! It made My-space top ten Celebrity blogs of this week. Our unique brand of evilness is reaching out to more and more Americans every month! But I just think there is such a strong bond with so many people when it comes to hating Heidi Montag! Skanky horse face whores tend to unite people! Thank You HEIDI! SPEAKING OF WHORES…………….. What is this news about David Duchovny is in rehab for being a "sex addict"?! The first question that comes to mind is…….aren't ALL men sex addicts?! If that's the case. This mother fucker must have used more lube than a locomotion! David issued a statement: "I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." But you know something BIG must be coming in the next couple of days. Some hooker or some ho out there has a story to tell! But we all knew David was a "freak". He screams it! But this shit is kind ironic because he plays a manwhore on that crappy TV series on Showtime. And I bet it's no surprise to you to hear about this news. But I look forward to hearing more in the next few weeks. Agent Maulder, you freaky man whore you! BITCH PLEASE! Jessica is on the cover of the newest People magazine talking this stupid shit about how much she is " in love" with a NFL quarterback! The dumb as a fucking doorknob heffa said about Tony Romo: "I just told him today, 'You're the love of my life,' I don't really ever say that to anybody." Yea. I guess you told John Meyer and Nick Lachey you just wanted to be "motor boated" and left alone. You must think we are just as stupid as you are! If you think an NLF quarterback is capable of being "faithful" to you. You are about as dumb as you look. We know quarterback wives are either homebodies who are breeders and lick their wounds about their husband cheating by blowing up their credit cards. The other are big tities, fake ass blonde, dumb, whores! So I guess she won't be using his credit cards on shopping sprees. I'm sorry Jessica but we all see this coming like a freight train. I can see the future "People" cover now…….ALONE ONCE AGAIN! BITCH PLEASE PART 2.……… Solange Knowles ( Beyonce's NON TALENTED Sister). Has a new CD out. They make great cocktail glass "coasters"! Anyway! The heffa somehow has gotten tired of being in the shadows of her famous sister and her even more famous brother in law (Jay-Z). I guess the bitch does not realize that if it wasn't for Beyonce. Her stupid ass would be taking orders at Applebee's and getting stiffed for tips because of her shitty table service! This bitch sounds like an alley cat who used to be a "chain smoker" for 5 years! Play her CD backwards and "Bettlejuice" would appear! In fact this stupid sounding heffa needs to be kissing their asses daily! If you all don't know her story. This was the dumb heffa got knocked up at 18, married at 19. And divorced and a single mother at 20! BITCH PLEASE 3.………….. Ali Lohan has finally graced a magazine cover! Unfortunately it was a magazine that you would only see in a dentist office……….in Bangladesh! She gets a lot of heat about how a 14 year old can look like she is 40! And in this cover…….there is no reason to dispute the claims. The bitch looks like a dirty drag queen that is pissed because she have to give a patrol officer a hand job in back of a truck stop restroom! Please quit while you're ahead Ali. Like the great Tyra Banks would say "I'm sorry. But you will not continue on to becoming the next Top Model"! I am so sick of the Lohan's……PERIOD! They are the worst kind of trash. Pathetic media whores who milk on their somewhat talented daughter. BITCH PLEASE 4.………………. This bringing back Beverly Hills 90210 is for the fucking birds! They should have let this shit die 15 years ago like it did. And that new cast looks like a bunch of jokers! Now I see they decide to bring back Brenda and Kelly ( Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth) to this tired mix of losers. Uh…sorry but no one was missing they're asses!And you know it's bad when the three biggest media whore on the old show ( Brian Austin Green, Ian Zerhing, and Tori Spelling) want little to do with it. Shit! If you are going to bring back a FOX tv show. Bring back " Living Single"! I miss Khadijah, Regine, Synclaire, and Maxine! It was a 90's kinda world and they were glad they had their girls! WHO WILL BE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES TONIGHT?. Pamela Anderson looking "scary"?! Michael Jackson looking like the "Crypt Keeper" OR Heidi Looking oh so sexy in her workout tights?! You know my answer. I'm outta here! Enjoy your Labor Day Holiday! 1:02 PM - 23 Comments - 23 Kudos - Add Comment August 26, 2008 - Tuesday WORSE VIDEO EVER MADE BY MAN! Current mood: nauseated Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities Now in my years of doing this blog. I have shown some serious "bad ass" videos". Dramatic chipmunk, That 4 foot drag queen, that 7 foot drag queen, Beyonce falling on her face, and Chris Crocker in all of his gayness!  But this hands down IS THE WORSE VIDEO EVER MADE BY MAN! Heidi ( Horse Face) Montag has been trying to get her music career off the ground. But when you begin from the bottom sludge of the sewer, it can be an up hill battle. I can't stand this bitch and she must have paid for this video with her "call girl" money! Which means she had to haul all that loose change to a "coinstar" machine! My lunch at "Red Robin" cost more than this shitty ass video! Was she trying to be "campy"?! Using a 80's retro and a bunch of people whose unemployment check was about to run out so they had to do "anything"! Seriously! Did she and Spencer hang out in front of a "Check Into Cash" for video extras?!  And the shit is not even in sync! And there is 5 minutes of complete silence! A camera probe "rectal exam" is more interesting to watch! And the most annoying thing about this video.......Heidi's voice and fucked up looking face! I want to whack the shit out of her with a hot skillet! Enjoy...................with the sound down!   8:59 PM - 30 Comments - 24 Kudos - Add Comment August 24, 2008 - Sunday BRITNEY’S VOICE BRINGS MUSIC TO MY EARS....... Current mood: sick Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities This video has been making the rounds again. Britney with her mic on and without the vocal tracks. After hearing this. I'm scared shitless to the possibilities to what Janet Jackson voice would sound like?.    10:02 PM - 19 Comments - 16 Kudos - Add Comment STERILIZATION FOR ALL CELEBRITIES....NOW Current mood: nauseated Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities Hey Folks,   You boy is back and is enjoying the summer once again. I have been trying to stay in shape which is always a bitch. Having a under 2200k diet can be annoying as fuck. My Burger Barn Double cheeseburger has more calories than my entire daily intake ! So does that mean I can't eat the entire day and drink.........WATER?!  Shit! I need my Cherry Coke with a vanilla Hagen Dazs chaser! Yea folks. I eat a lot of shit but I'm young, sexy and da ladies love my big............Burger Barn Double Cheeseburger! I'm telling ya. That shit is good! LET'S ROCK!  You know I have been on the fence with this celebrity baby craze in the past three years. I've ignored the situation and basically have not taken it seriously. But just last week.5 celebrities had new babies! Now I'm a celebrity ( in my own mind). But I somehow did not get the fucking memo to go out and knock up as many celebrity broads I can! But now this craze has gotten out of hand! Even the closeted Gay are getting in the mix!    How many months will go by when I hear that single celebrities will be knocking out spawns?. That is why I will give support my next presidential candidate on who will pass an executive order to sterilize ALL celebrities.....even the two Coreys! It's time to stop the madness!! Because if Carrot Top gets someone knocked up. I will have to go postal and torch Robertson Blvd myself! Page Six posted this blind the other day: WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut . .............poor Zac. I hope he has a quick recovery! "HOUSE BUNNY MOVIE PARTY"   I was at the movie premiere of "House Bunny" last week ( yea...I said it). I have known Anna Ferris for three years now and her publicist mailed me and invite. Now of course when I found out that there maybe "playmates" and my dream woman Katherine McPhee ( American Idol) would be there. Pit Bulls couldn't stop me. SPEAKING OF PIT BULLS! Rumer Willis and the whole Willis/Moore Klan was there to show support for her first big movie. She brought her massive chin/Max Headroom looking mother fucker of a boyfriend with her as well. God please don't let these two conceive! The child's head would out weigh it's body and resemble a "fruit bat"! Demi was there looking seriously HOT. But Ashton looked like a wet bag. I think Demi is sucking his youthful blood out of him and using it to preserve her beauty.   The true definition of hot and hideous! My woman (Katherine) looked amazing. All those curves, that face, those eyes, that WEDDING RING! I forgot she married her uncle ( or a man old enough to be one). But I'll move on. At least my other favorite woman was there............. Bridgette from "The Girls Next Door" was there and I have my new goddess! We talked for about an hour ( even though the heffa could not stop talking about herself) I was thrilled......ok. My pants were thrilled more than I was! As we were talking. Holly came over and pulled her away for some photo ops. Kendra ( a whore in whore's clothing) was there macking with anyone with a tattoo or a NBA/NBA career! I hear there is a tiff with Kendra and the other girls but Bridgette told me that Kendra just wants to "grow" and expand her career and is getting her own reality show. I told her "we have enough skanks on E television" and I then remembered her show was on the same channel. Oh well. Strike two for that night! Bruce was there with his "hot ass" new girlfriend. This man is the ultimate pimp! How does this guy do it?! Every time I see this guy around town. He has a hot, new call girl...oops, woman on his arm. You go grandpa! JESSICA'S NEW JOHN When your career has hit the toilet like Jessica Simpson has. You have to make ends and make a deal with the devil. This dumb whore decided to do it by pushing beer. I wanted to try a bottle but the closest inbred, red neck "whites only" liquor store is 150 miles away from me! And plus. I guess I could piss in a bottle, drop some lime juice in it and chill it in my fridge to have the same impact! Damn Jessica! I guess "Check Into Cash" commercials are right around the corner! Jessica! You go whore! SURI THE ANTI CHRIST WILD ADVENTURE'S!! Look at our Suri. She is growing up so quickly! No more baby bottles, no more being carried around by robot mom Katie, and no more speaking to her demonic hound from hell to do all of her dirty work. Now she moves to dolls. Bald ones at that. I think it's the Britney Spears "shaved head" doll which was all the craze two years ago! She's telling the doll " Look Britney. If you worship me. I will grant you eternal life. My father has a spaceship for when he visits Xenu and if I ask him nicely. He can let us have a ride". I guess the doll must have said " Yes"! You go mini Satan! GRANDA STARTS HER TOUR! Madonna's tour started off yesterday and all I have to say is one thing. PLEASE SPARE US THE CROTCH ENHANCED BODY SUITS! Damn Madonna! How many more concerts must we have to witness with you sporting us the snatch! Wear some fucking dress pants please! Yes! You look great for 75! But there comes a time in ones life when exposing the crotch is not a good thing! The show looks like another "whackfest". But for those Madonna fans. It should be the concert of the year. You go grandma lovers! NASTIEST OUTFIT OF THE MONTH............. Is it Rhianna's "WTF" boots? And the outfit! OR?! Tracy Bingham's "Blue Nightmare" outfit?! OR This?!! I'm Outta Here! 3:14 PM - 19 Comments - 18 Kudos - Add Comment August 16, 2008 - Saturday FOR NIKKI’S BLOG READERS.....NIKKI’S WEDDING! Current mood: envious Category: Friends For those who came over from Nikki's blog. I do have some of the pics from her wedding. I have known Nikki for almost three years now. And I don't ever remember a day where she looked more beautiful than she did on her wedding day. It's been a while since a woman like her knocked me off my feet. I wish my darling Nikki the best! That lucky bastard who married her better take good care of my sexy red head!   Love ya Nikki. Come back to us soon! 7:02 PM - 14 Comments - 22 Kudos - Add Comment August 15, 2008 - Friday TTB’S FRIDAY CELEBRITY SMACKDOWN Current mood: annoyed Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities Let me just start with this......................... I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE OLYMPICS ALREADY!!! NBC and all of it's propaganda which is always, pro American, anti foreign country, and racist! Bob Costa is a tool! But I did enjoy Beach vollyball. I'm a beach head at heart!  And you would think Michael Phelps invented WATER they way they go on about him! I am proud for him but damn! I can't wait when he wins his last Gold this week so we can fucking move on! And 20 thousand  McDonald's commercials pushing that nasty ass chicken sandwich with pickles on it! I rather lick my own ass. It would be more healthier and less calories than that artery clot on a bun!   But I guess it does give us a break from all the McCain/Obama bullshit that was taking over the news. And did you see Bush dumb ass down there once again showing the world what a complete dumb ass he is! I swear to God!  A bottle of pickles has a higher IQ than that dumb bitch! I have to keep saying to myself.........5 more months. Got that out of my system............LET'S ROCK!! Now you knew I was going to say something about this cover. Britney did an interview with that RAG of a magazine (OK) where she was trying to convince herself that she had turned her life around and now focus on her kids ( for which she gave up full custody). I did read the shit and got halfway before I felt the vomit coming up. What I LOVE about this photo is the fact that Britney always gets teased about her true devotion towards "Cheetos"! And you got these poor boys eating such a non healthy diet and that fake ass " I'm not crazy....you believe I'm not crazy, right?" smile on her face. Bottom line. The bitch still needs help but thank God for Daddy Spears. He reprogrammed her ass back to somewhat normal. But I know the queens and the secretary pool is thrilled that she is attempting a recovery. And I look forward to getting her back in the recording studio. We need more fresh music to listen to...............IN STRIP CLUBS! KENTWOOD LOUISIANA IS FILLED WITH WHORES!! With the world once again lays it's eyes on the town that has more whores per capital than Hollywood  Now word comes out that 19 year old Casey Albridge was knocking boots with a 27 year old cougar  when Jamie Lynn was knocked  up. The skank sold her story to In Touch in which she claims it was over when  Jamie popped out the little spawn.  OF COURSE Casey denies he would ever cheat  on ATM oops...Jamie Lynn. And of course the whole town knew he was getting it on with the skank. Gotta  love this shit! This is the kind of stuff blues songs are made of.  Cheatin in da next room! Ladies. Must I say it until my face turns blue...MEN ARE WHORES! Get you an ugly home body who just loves to watch Internet porn but would never act on it and be happy! Pretty boys and jockstraps will always lead to heartache! Jamie Lynn.......better file for WIC and get those free milk vouchers because your ass about to be a backwoods single mother! GOTTA LOVE IT!!! When you are a mini douche like John Meyer is. You love to add a little "drama" to give the impression you are deep and sensitive guy. It works on most chicks and gives you that hint of "mystery" that chicks dig. Us guys know this a first class bullshit tactic that is about as original as Paris Hilton CD. BTW! That hoodie is really GAY! Not good Gay either. Because I don't know one Gay man who be caught wearing that! But like retarded Gay! You maybe asking yourself " Why is poor John John hiding himself in public"? Well as we all know Jennifer Aniston gave his ass the boot! WHY?! Because Johnny was rumored to be hitting not just one, not two, but THREE chicks on the side while he has been on his road tour. Of course like Casey, he denies the accusations as well and so now the ever so pap friendly John has to look as if he is brokenhearted to maybe in hopes of winning her back or in hopes of nabbing another high profile prized piece of ass! Spare us the drama John. Admit you are a whore and stick to groupies and sknaks until you really decide to settle down. This bullshit is for the birds! SPEAKING OF ONE OF HIS PRIZED PIECE.............. Former flame Jessica Simpson has been wowing hundreds of redneck fans at her county fair concerts! She has been promoting her new "cuntry" CD What the fuck is the name of this shit?! It doesn't make any fucking sense! Just call it " Last Chance At A Music Career"! You know it's bad when you have to cater to NASCAR fans for attention. These are people who will pay hundreds of dollars to watch cars go around a track in 100 degree weather! AKA the ideal Bush supporter! I want to slap the shit out of her but I just washed my hands! It's sad when you know that the whole basis of your career is to be known for your huge Ta Ta's! BTW.....Here's a pic of Scarlett Johansson walking somewhere this week. OLD SKANK JUST CAN'T STOP! Mariah is now have crossed the lines of being officially PATHETIC! Here she is getting ready to do another "Snoop Dogg" video and it's just looking sad! How long long are you going to keep up this WHORE image?! It's not even flattering! You are worth millions, you have some talent (still in question). And you are now a 38 year old who refuses to stop dressing like a 20 year old video hoochie! Bitch! Get some class! You know. I think this is the last time I do a story on this skank. Unless she gets hit by a bus for which I will throw a party! SPEAKING OF A BITCH WHO HAS BEEN HIT BY A BUS!! Rumer Willis somehow sneaks her way on another magazine cover other than her regular Canine Monthly covers. In the article she talks about being teased as a child about her name and being flattered by being chosen as one of People Magazine's 100 best looking celebrity pets...oops "people" of 08. I shouldn't be so mean to her but then again.....nah! I wouldn't be TTB if I didn't. PICK OF THE WEEK!! Nikki! Thanks for sending me one of your wedding pictures. You look like a goddess! PORN GOODESS more like it! Just kidding my love. Of course this is not Nikki's wedding photo but that skank in this pic should be ashamed of going inside a church dressed like that! Nikki congrats my love and I miss your blogs! I'm outta here! 8:19 PM - 25 Comments - 10 Kudos - Add Comment